Man jailed for having sex with dead deer

[MrX]

A state appeals court has upheld a Superior man's conviction for having sex with a dead deer.

The 3rd District Court of Appeals in Wausau rejected Bryan Hathaway's argument that the charge should be dismissed because the law against committing an act of sexual gratification with animals does not apply if they are dead.

Wisconsin Rapids Daily Tribune - Court upholds conviction

 

[smoothmarine187]

I was going to quote a few lines to post, but there are just way to many funny things in that article.

 

[MrX]

I was going to quote a few lines to post, but there are just way to many funny things in that article.

yeah, there are...i think that dude needs some serious help.

 

[smoothmarine187]

Free Bryan Hathaway Petition

 

[mizteresa1965]

Oh how friggin gross!!!!

 

[rack'm]

They really just need to take this guy out of the gene pool.

 

[theArtistFormerlyKnownAs]

You'd think contracting the herpes was punishment enough :shrug:

 

[Dymphna]

Free Bryan Hathaway Petition

As if the judges, the persecutors, and the police have never had sexual fantasies as they drove past roadkill - a juicy squirrel or a skunk - or as they visited a funeral, petted a neighbor's dog, fed guppies in a fish tank, or handled a toaster?

 

[Dymphna]

They really just need to take this guy out of the gene pool.

I don't think it matters...he's not likely to reproduce at the rate he's going.

 

[smoothmarine187]

 

[whome20603]

Um...excuse me for a minute...

 

[LordStanley]

Now we know why he can only get dead animals. With a face like that, live ones run away...

 

[rack'm]

I don't think it matters...he's not likely to reproduce at the rate he's going.

Good point, but I don't want the chance of him escalating his practices to humans.

 

[MrX]

Free Bryan Hathaway Petition

172 Total Signatures

 

[theArtistFormerlyKnownAs]

172 Total Signatures

17. Hillary Clinton: I am going to make this the number one issue in my 2008 Presidential Campaign! Free Range Sexual Venison Rights for Everyone. We Demand Roadkill Relationship Rights Now!. Having Carnal Copulation with Consenting Carcasses is Not the Government's Concern!

 

[LordStanley]

172 Total Signatures

Those names and comments have me rollin!!!! :

 

[MrX]

164. Senator Larry Craig I intend to resign over this.

 

[MMDad]

I like this guy getting locked up before he hurts something living, but I really don't understand why this is illegal. There was no victim.

Smoof did worse when he hooked up with Azzy and Tigg.

 

[smoothmarine187]

Make that 173 signatures

 

[rack'm]

Smoof did worse when he hooked up with Azzy and Tigg.

Who was the victim?