Man Wakes Up With Headache, Discovers He's Been Shot By Wife

[rack'm]

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. -- A woman was arrested Tuesday after her husband woke up in the middle of the night with a terrible headache and later learned he had a bullet lodged in his head.

 

[kom526]

Excedrin headache # .357?

 

[Kain99]

Man! That is so messed up!

 

[rack'm]

Man! That is so messed up!

I'm sure she said the same thing.

 

[huntr1]

Shoulda used a bigger gun. 12G w/ 00 buckshot

 

[Dougstermd]

I'm sure she said the same thing.

 

[huntr1]

Man! That is so messed up!
I won't mess up like that and they'll never find the body.

 

[sweetpea15]

how can you be shot behind the ear and not be dead?

 

[itsbob]

how can you be shot behind the ear and not be dead?

Lack of training..

Lack of Skill...

Lack of Gun Control..

 

[Chain729]

Lack of training..

Lack of Skill...

Lack of Gun Control..

I was going to say "a small caliber, at a bad angle and a lot of luck," but that works better.

 

[Ponytail]

Shoulda used a Finish Nailer. Entrance wound looks like a bug bite. "Put some Cortaid on it babe, and go back to sleep."

 

[desertrat]

I can't believe she took him to the hospital. Did she think they'd miss that?

 

[Ponytail]

I can't believe she took him to the hospital. Did she think they'd miss that?

:shrug: maybe he has big ears?

 

[desertrat]

:shrug: maybe he has big ears?

And long hair?

 

[Ponytail]

And long hair?

with bleeding warts/moles? Possible I guess.

 

[Trena]

Good grief...

 

[jazz lady]

Sure we believe you...

Wife blames shooting on burglar alarm

Investigators initially thought Moylan had been hit by a stray bullet, but later realized the couple's story did not match up, Mascara said.

The couple finally told authorities that April Moylan sleeps with a loaded .32-caliber revolver under her pillow. They said that when the burglar alarm sounded at about 4 a.m. Tuesday, she grabbed the gun and it accidentally discharged, shooting her husband in the head just behind his ear.

Mascara said the couple told authorities they couldn't simply call 911 because both are convicted felons and are not allowed to own a gun so they concocted the headache story.

April Moylan previously had been convicted of sale and delivery of cocaine in Palm Beach County, Mascara said. Her husband's criminal record was not immediately available.

Nice solid citizens.

 

[LordStanley]

how can you be shot behind the ear and not be dead?

Small Brain :shrug:

 

[2ndAmendment]

how can you be shot behind the ear and not be dead?

.32 caliber. Might as well throw rocks.

 

[bcp]

for a second there I was thinking it could be my sister in law.
the whole family is nuts, from the mother down.. except for the brother, and he moved way out of state so that he would be safe.