Originally posted by CMC122
Yes. I'll tell you too this way and this way. It's really alot of fun for me:shrug:
For all the people on this board...just to let you know -- I have ended up going to jail for dumping my ImaFool stock coincidentally and I only stayed in prison for 2 weeks. I have since been released due to “good behavior” (I say "perfect") but they keep insisting it was simply "good" behavior and I was a good (perfect) rollmodle (that made me sound sooo fat [wink wink] so I keep saying rolemodel) for the other inmates.
I have now started my sentence of house confinement... and have started rehashing and refurbishing my quant farm house that I'm sure everyone has not grown tired of seeing.
Today, I’d like to show you what I've done in the garden .... ZAP !!!! ZAP!!!! ZAP!!!! OUCH!!!! ummm.... lets look at what I've done in the garden by looking out the sparkling window that I clean to a illustrious shine by using the newspapers dated July 17, 2004 and some house-hold vinegar and gently clean like this -- see wasn’t that fun!!!
Moving on, I would like to show you what I have prepared for desert today and how we -- Geeves!!!! Don't start the microwave!!!!! ZAPPP!!!! ZAPPP!!!! ZAPPP!!! ZAPP!!! ouch!!!!! ouch!!!!
Let me show you how you too can bake using sunlight that comes through the skylights that I have put in perfectly all by myself 3 years ago from a sudden ... ohh lets say windfall for lack of better words --- yes the diamonds are real!!! You know diamonds are a girls best friend [wink, wink]
You start out by putting the cake batter in a cake pan -- not a pie pan but a cake pan -- you can find these anyways... oh say K-Tard will be having a line of them in my name. We let the cake bake for 8 hours on a sunny day and Geeves!!!!! ZAPPP!!!!!! ZAPPPP!!!!! ZAPPP!!!!! Ouch!!!! I told you not to touch the flatscreen remote!!!!! ZZZAPP !!!!Ouch!!!!! Ouch!!!! Now you’ve done it!!!! You've messed up my hair, my makeup !! You effn azzclown!!! End of shooting!!!
Now, for today's show lets walk out onto the front porch through these french doors so I can show you the benefits of being zapped frequently -- remember there’s a blessing in every messing -- if something doesn’t quite work out for you -- you learn to work with it.... Let me show you how I’ve perfectly perfected the frying things in a frying pan -- you stand right about here under this threshold and just grit your teeth and move towards the outside of the door ZAAPP!!!!! ZAPPPP!!!! ZAPP!!!!
So CMC after a bunch of living like this I’ve decided to join the somd.com forum and stay very still....
That’s my current situation.... has anyone else here been in house confinement? I was wondering if there are any long term health risks associated with house confinement?. Thank you in advance!