Maryland Divorce Law

MJ

Material Girl
PREMO Member
I remember that, you two were drunk and she said to close your eyes because she wanted you to be her first ever girl kiss. Once you closed your eyes and puckered up, she pulled down her pants and farted in your mouth. That was the funniest thing ever.

FINALLY a reason to put you on ignore. :dance:
 

nachomama

All Up In Your Grill
Whateva, you're just jealous that he didn't split you! Don't hate because you're not as hot as I am.

At least I ain't walking about with a titanium leg. Please, we all know you had to get the titanium because of that infection you got from molesting that family of monkeys that were at the zoo. :asif:

And, for the record, my :gossip: isn't the one referred to as the grand canyon, biatch. :drama:
 
S

SOMDLady

Guest
At least I ain't walking about with a titanium leg. Please, we all know you had to get the titanium because of that infection you got from molesting that family of monkeys that were at the zoo. :asif:

And, for the record, my :gossip: isn't the one referred to as the grand canyon, biatch. :drama:

Wutever, at least we all know my fine ass can get some!


Speaking of getting some, you're just jealous I had your man first!
 

nachomama

All Up In Your Grill
:clap:
Just fyi..I'd only have been cheering for Nit so she'd get your clothes off :smile: :lol:

As I said, I'm selective. Ain't no way that troll's gonna get my clothes off. I'd put on full body armour just to make sure that none of her cooties got near me. :barf:
 
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