Maryland Man Is Glued To Restaurant Toilet Seat

[Sticky is Good]

You really think so, huh? Too many people "sprinkle" on the toilet seat. Also, I have heard a story about someone catching crabs from using a public toilet seat.

I use the paper towel that I dried my hands with to open the door. Some people do not wash their hands after using the bathroom, then use that same hand to open the door. No thank you.

Thats why your not supposed to throw toothpicks in the toilet, crabs can pole vault

 

[BS Gal]

I would die of embarrassment if that happened to me, but I refuse to use public toilets anyway and carry lysol wipes with me if I have to. If the wipe sticks to the toilet, I'm not sittin' down.

 

[chernmax]

Anyone who doesn't wipe a public toilet seat before sitting down deserves to have their a$$ glued!!!

 

[Bruzilla]

Did anyone think that "MAYBE" this guy glued his own ass to the toilet seat?

That's exactly what I was thinking. How in the world can you get glued to a toilet seat? I've built models all my life and I'm very familiar with most adhesives. The only glue that would work that quickly and provide the right level of adhesion are cyanoacrylates (super glue, krazy glue, etc.) These glues will adhere to skin and a toilet seat, and can set and bond quickly enough for a person to become adhered to a surface after a few minutes contact, but the problem is these glues set up and dry too quickly for that to realistically happen. The only way that you could do it would be if you knew someone was going to sit on that seat within about 5 minutes of putting the glue on the seat. Also, this glue puts out some serious fumes, and if you squeezed out enough even to put a decent-sized ring around a toilet seat the smell from the fumes would be immediately noticeable as soon as you got in the stall.

Also, who the hell sits on a toilet seat in a Home Depot? What would be the point in putting glue on toilet seats that are for display only, and as for the restrooms in a store like that, how often do they get used? I could see someone putting glue on the toilet seat of a movie theater right before a movie lets out, when there's the greatest chance that someone will sit on it before the glue dries too much, but a restaurant and a Home Depot? I don't see that happening nor working out.

 

[buddy999]

That's exactly what I was thinking. How in the world can you get glued to a toilet seat? I've built models all my life and I'm very familiar with most adhesives. The only glue that would work that quickly and provide the right level of adhesion are cyanoacrylates (super glue, krazy glue, etc.) These glues will adhere to skin and a toilet seat, and can set and bond quickly enough for a person to become adhered to a surface after a few minutes contact, but the problem is these glues set up and dry too quickly for that to realistically happen. The only way that you could do it would be if you knew someone was going to sit on that seat within about 5 minutes of putting the glue on the seat. Also, this glue puts out some serious fumes, and if you squeezed out enough even to put a decent-sized ring around a toilet seat the smell from the fumes would be immediately noticeable as soon as you got in the stall.

Also, who the hell sits on a toilet seat in a Home Depot? What would be the point in putting glue on toilet seats that are for display only, and as for the restrooms in a store like that, how often do they get used? I could see someone putting glue on the toilet seat of a movie theater right before a movie lets out, when there's the greatest chance that someone will sit on it before the glue dries too much, but a restaurant and a Home Depot? I don't see that happening nor working out.

It would work then if you knew there was someone waiting for the toilet that you are using. The problem with that would be that the next person would know you were the one that put it there.

 

[Bruzilla]

It would work then if you knew there was someone waiting for the toilet that you are using. The problem with that would be that the next person would know you were the one that put it there.

So what do you do? Go into the bathroom and sit and wait, and wait, and wait, in the stall hoping someone will come in? That could be a long wait. Also, many guys who use the toilet use it to take a leak, so there's about a 75% chance that the next guy who uses the toilet won't be sitting down.

If someone really did this they must have had a lot of spare time.

 

[buddy999]

So what do you do? Go into the bathroom and sit and wait, and wait, and wait, in the stall hoping someone will come in? That could be a long wait. Also, many guys who use the toilet use it to take a leak, so there's about a 75% chance that the next guy who uses the toilet won't be sitting down.

If someone really did this they must have had a lot of spare time.

I'm just talking about when you're using the toilet and you know there is someone waiting to use it when you get done. When you get done, he immediately walks in behind you. Chances are, he'll know what you look like so it would be stupid to do it then.

Personally, I don't hate anyone bad enough to do something like that. If I were to do it as a prank, I like your idea about doing it at the movie theatre just before the movie credits roll.