Marylanders...

sockgirl77

sockgirl77

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We aren't northern, we aren't southern, we're just chill.

We can catch, cook, and crack our own crabs from our own bay.

We are in Maryland, the best state in the US, which means we have skiing out west, farm country to the north, the bay right in the middle, the ocean out to the east, and suburbs all over, take your pick.

Senior week, or should I say month is not only in Ocean City it IS Ocean City...This is the drunkest month in America...

We can drink any city/state under the table. (i.e. WE pre-game harder then you party!)


The best beer pong players are all Maryland born and bred.

Here, Flip cup is considered a Varsity sport. Flip or get kicked off the table!!!

Bmore has the highest murder rate in the nation....don't #### with us...we'll kill you

Our governor fights for our right to play slot machines....We like to gamble...

Drink specials... everyday...

Towson, Canton, Fed Hill, Fells, Powerplant and so much more! So many choices... so many beers...


We can hit the club, drink at a friend's house, and go to southern Maryland for boating/crabbing and offroading, all in one weekend.

We have an excellent selection of colleges to party at on the weekends....that means more fraternity boys and sorority girls!

We have 2 of the top 10 richest counties in the country...yea.. we're that cocky..

We know how to drive in a traffic circle....

Old Bay seasoning is the ####... and very accessible here!

We have WAWA. And ours have free chip nights.

We call it pizza, pie is just gay.

Summer will make you sweat your balls off, and winter will give them frostbite.

We've never thought anyone from Cali was a god.

We get #### loads of snow days and use them to drink and go sled riding/skiing/snowboarding.

TV shows about rich kids whining haven't got #### on The Wire, which was filmed right here in Baltimore. Oh and don't forget The Blair Witch Project, and all the John Waters films (Crybaby, Hairspray, Serial Mom, etc...)

#### real Mexican food, Chipotle is the ####.

We have some of the best lacrosse in the world. Bayhawks; MLL National Champs and Hopkins; NCAA National Champs.


We have soda not pop.

Every time you go to see the Orioles you hope a homerun breaks one of the warehouse windows...

You remember where you were when the Ravens won the Superbowl and the Terps won the National Championship

Grown men who wear purple are manly....

We all know Ray and Jamal didn't have anything to do with those crimes...

We get off school for three inches of snow

We can take apart a crab like a surgeon

And we BONG beers like it's our job, FYI it's not FUNNELING!

And how about Maryland friends:

OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food
MARYLAND FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
MARYLAND FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
MARYLAND FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we ####ed up...but that #### was fun!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
MARYLAND FRIENDS: Cry with you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MARYLAND FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

OTHER FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
MARYLAND FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
MARYLAND FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MARYLAND FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while.
MARYLAND FRIENDS: Are for life.

OTHER FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
MARYLAND FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "#####, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Will talk #### to the person who talks #### about you.
MARYLAND FRIENDS: Will knock them the #### out!!




You fill in the bleeps. :lmao:
 
sockgirl77

sockgirl77

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aps45819 said:
What you mean by "WE" Florida girl?
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After 29 years there, I can still classify myself a Marylander. I'll be calling myself a Texan next year if I like it there. :yay:
 
sockgirl77

sockgirl77

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Nucklesack said:
The state where the Maryland Blue Crabs in our restaurants, come from South Carolina, Georgia, Florida and Louisana

:lmao:
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I have worked at several local restaurants. All their seafood was local. :confused:
 
awpitt

awpitt

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sockgirl77 said:
We aren't northern, we aren't southern, we're just chill.

We can catch, cook, and crack our own crabs from our own bay.

We are in Maryland, the best state in the US, which means we have skiing out west, farm country to the north, the bay right in the middle, the ocean out to the east, and suburbs all over, take your pick.
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Very true.

Bob Erhlich described Maryland as America in miniature.
 
Novus Collectus

Novus Collectus

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awpitt said:
Very true.

Bob Erhlich described Maryland as America in miniature.
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I do believe that saying predates Ehrlich by many, many years. I heard that saying back in the 80s and I think it was an established thought long before I ever even heard it.
 
ImnoMensa

ImnoMensa

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Most of the things mentioned in this nefarious thread are things o be ashamed of not boasted about.

Drinking to excess is nothing to brag on. Drinking for any reason other than being thirsty or for social gatherings is plain stupid, in fact the whole post seems written by a child.

Knowing Baltimore's murder rate is one of the highest in the country ,and knowing that our Governor was a complete failure there is certainly shameful not funy nor anything to brag on. Its just a blessing we here in St. Mary's are so far away from it. Too bad we cannot go to Lexington Park and shake out our own Southern Md. brand of scum who would emulate Baltimore.

We do have two of the richest counties in the country. Both are filled with liberals who floated in from other places and are responsible for our higher taxes and electing tax and spend Annapolis politicians.

Maryland is a great state ,I wouldnt live in any other.,We do have oceans and mountains,and everything in between, we have a rich history,and we have a strong sense of community, unfortunately we have plenty of drunks and ne'er do wells also, but no more than other communities.

I am proud to be a Marylander,but find few things mentioned in this Post that give me that pride. Lets be proud of our community values,not of the fact that many children go to Ocean City and get drunk, for anyone who goes anywhere merely to get drunk is a child, no matter what their age.

Part of growing up is control over our habits and our weaknesses. it is true some never learn and remain children forever. Roaming around in drunken stupor,whether you are a college student or a tobacco farmer is no way to go thru life.
 
awpitt

awpitt

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Novus Collectus said:
I do believe that saying predates Ehrlich by many, many years. I heard that saying back in the 80s and I think it was an established thought long before I ever even heard it.
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I didn't know that.
 
CRoyal

CRoyal

Infinite Impetus
I'mno Mensa said:
Part of growing up is control over our habits and our weaknesses. it is true some never learn and remain children forever. Roaming around in drunken stupor,whether you are a college student or a tobacco farmer is no way to go thru life.
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AA has taught you well my friend..
Don't think the post was aimed at saying everyone in MD walks in a drunken stupor. . Way to pick through that one.
 
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