Mascara poll

[K_Jo]

I only wear it on my brown eye.

No double-dipping.

 

[K_Jo]

No double-dipping.

What does that even mean?

 

[crabcake]

What does that even mean?

Double-dipping? It's like when you are drunk and find yourself in Denny's at 2 a.m. eating cheese sticks and ranch dressing. You dip the cheese stick and take a bite, and dip the end you just bit in the ranch dressing again when others are also dipping into it.

Vrai would tell you it's rude ... but if we're friends and you don't have any cooties, I wouldn't yell at ya. Besides, I'd be too drunk to give a damn.

 

[crabcake]

Or were you asking what the "other brown eye" was?

 

[K_Jo]

Double-dipping? It's like when you are drunk and find yourself in Denny's at 2 a.m. eating cheese sticks and ranch dressing. You dip the cheese stick and take a bite, and dip the end you just bit in the ranch dressing again when others are also dipping into it.

Vrai would tell you it's rude ... but if we're friends and you don't have any cooties, I wouldn't yell at ya. Besides, I'd be too drunk to give a damn.

I know what double-dipping is. I just didn't understand my joke.

 

[K_Jo]

Or were you asking what the "other brown eye" was?

Nope. I know about that one,too.

 

[crabcake]

I know what double-dipping is. I just didn't understand my joke.

Well then yourself for making a joke even you didn't understand.

 

[morganj614]

Note to self. Toss out all existing mascara, order new high dolla Dior, lock it up.

"Brown eye". : That's so gross.

Is the hair that long on that eye? Does he use an brown eye curler... before the mascara?

 

[CMC122]

 

[Jameo]

Ya'll just took mascara to a whole new level

 

[Nickel]

Ya'll just took mascara to a whole new level

I think I'll show myself the door.

 

[crabcake]

Ya'll just took mascara to a whole new level

That was Steve and his "lash dye for the brown eye" crap.

 

[Jameo]

That was Steve and his "lash dye for the brown eye" crap.

I wonder if using waterproof mascara makes any difference in that situtation?

 

[crabcake]

I wonder if using waterproof mascara makes any difference in that situtation?

I really don't want to know.

Good night goobers!

 

[Nickel]

I wonder if using waterproof mascara makes any difference in that situtation?

I hope there's no clumping.

Oh wait, I'm not supposed to be in here anymore.

 

[Jameo]

I hope there's no clumping.

Oh wait, I'm not supposed to be in here anymore.

mascara dingleberries

 

[K_Jo]

mascara dingleberries

 

[hborror]

Yes, until I realize it and then I close it, but it always opens again.

Good one happens to me too.

 

[Pandora]

mascara dingleberries

I met a highly educated women this past week, who besides having PhD in Psychology is also licensed to practice law in 4 different states, and all I found myself focusing on when she talked was her mascara dingle berries. I had to force myself to pay attention and not think about it.