2025 began tragically and violently,
with a bang, as it were, after twin New Year’s terror attacks. The first occurred around 3am Wednesday morning, less than twenty days from the Inauguration. Fifteen defenseless Bourbon Street New Year’s Eve revelers were killed, and dozens more seriously injured, when a cowardly domestic jihadist and disgraced US Army veteran drove his white pickup through the crowd at high speed. As usual, the attack raised more questions than provided answers. Fortunately, our nation’s top law enforcement officers are on the case: N.O.P.D.’s Police Captain, Grandma Memaw, 96, and F.B.I. Special Agent in Charge, Ms. Woke DEI Hire, 22:
I. Just. Can’t. Even.
So don’t worry. These ladies will surely get to the bottom of things
tout de suite. (But don’t call them Shirley.)
In an uncommonly quick statement from Camp David, Biden mumbled that the FBI had told him that, “mere hours before the attack,” the driver posted videos to his Facebook account addressed to his family, explaining that the Islamic State had inspired him to kill. In other words, on the way to the attack he disclosed his ISIS connections for the first time to his own family.
Biden also described the killer in great detail, almost savoring the details: “an American citizen, born in Texas, who served in the US Army on active duty for many years, he also served in the Army reserve until a few years ago.”
The FBI’s nose-ringed Agent In Charge, Ms. Woke D. Hire, first told reporters unequivocally that it was not a terror attack, right before Captain Memaw croaked that it was a terror attack. Well, in her defense, it seems like English may not be Ms. Woke Hire’s first language. In any case, the FBI is now singing from the same page of music.
Later yesterday, FBI Agent Woke D. Hire even floated a theory of domestic terror
conspiracy:
Officials provided even more detail, including describing an improvised explosive device found in the car, inside a cooler filled with
nails. They reported finding two more cooler-bombs placed “nearby” on Bourbon Street. And, get this, officials
already reported having surveillance footage that shows at least three men and one woman planting possible explosives at various locations throughout the French Quarter before the deranged truck attack.
It was the first time in recorded memory that the FBI identified, confirmed, and described a mass killer within twelve hours of the attack. It might be the only time the FBI ever speculated about a possible broader conspiracy
within the first day, never mind describing in real time what they saw on incoming security footage. Weird. But if it’s a new trend of transparency, it’s welcome.
Also weird is the hint of a conspiracy. The FBI historically has been, well, reluctant to find co-conspirators for these types of attacks. Remember, the FBI never found anyone else involved in: the Las Vegas shooting, the Oklahoma City bombing, the Centennial Park Bombing (also a US Army veteran) the Matthew Crooks assassination attempt, or the Ryan Routh assassination attempt, just to name a few.
Not only was it a domestic terror attack, but it was a domestic Islamist terror attack, and to make sure that fact was perfectly clear, the killer Shamsud-Din Jabbar, 42, spent the time to mount an ISIS flag on the back of the rented pickup he used in the attack. After he crashed the truck, he got into a shootout with police and was killed on the scene, so don’t expect him to ever explain anything.
Two brave N.O.P.D. officers were wounded taking out Jabbar.
Bourbon Street normally has
security barriers installed in the streets that can be raised or lowered for oversized-crowd events like the one attended Tuesday night by the annual New Year’s Eve / Sugar Bowl revelers. But this year, the security barriers
had been removed, not for repair,
but to be replaced — in February.
I know what you’re thinking, but they didn’t just leave security to chance. Captain Memaw said she’d worked up a detailed plan to defend Bourbon Street using police cars in place of the removed security barriers. Unfortunately, as Captain Memaw admitted, the “terrorist defeated it,” meaning her brilliant plan.
Specifically, Jabber defeated Captain Memaw’s detailed plan to defend Bourbon Street by driving around the police cars on the open sidewalk.
When reporters pressed Captain Memaw for the details of her security plan, and why officials were seemingly caught with their slacks down by someone driving past them on the sidewalk, Governor Jeff Landry suddenly grabbed the microphone, obliquely pledging that officials would “be transparent” and would address “defects in this system.”
Defects?
“We’re going to fix it,” Landry vowed to reporters, as though the most pressing question on everyone’s mind was whether police would bother changing anything for next time.
Nothing in Jabbar’s
history so far supports the videos the FBI claims to have found, where Jabber says Islam inspired his attack. He served in the US Army as a computer specialist and had no special explosives training. He spent a year in Afghanistan but was discharged from the service in 2015 after driving drunk on base at Fort Bragg, North Carolina. He owned and operated a small real estate company in Houston until 2023, when his broker’s license expired.
Nothing to that date suggests Jabbar had been radicalized in any way.
The
Washington Post reported that Grant Savoy, one of Jabbar’s former high school classmates in Texas, was shocked to hear about the attack, saying Jabbar had been “a regular dude” and “a quiet guy” back in the day.
Jabbar lived with his wife in a quiet Houston suburb, where he grew up. The couple had two daughters aged 14 and 20. He rented the truck he used in the attack using a car-sharing app called Turo. This app, Turo, links Jabbar with the second attack yesterday in Las Vegas.
Let’s assume that, for no apparent reason, the Army veteran and real estate agent Jabbar decided to become a domestic terrorist for, of all organizations, deep-state affiliated ISIS. Why drive five hours from Houston to New Orleans to conduct the attack, when many soft targets were much closer to home? Why are the FBI
and even President Cabbage gushing with information, even offering speculative guesses, and not hiding behind the ubiquitous “ongoing investigation?”
After all, they
still aren’t talking about failed Trump assassin Ryan Wesley Routh, since that one is an ‘ongoing investigation.’
Well, we will know more after they catch the co-conspirators who helped plant the IEDs in the French Quarter. Assuming, that is, they
are ever caught. We’ll see.
The New Year begins with twin domestic terror attacks and a strange new respect for transparency at the FBI. Was yesterday a signal for a national terror tsunami?
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