KingFish
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Maybe Ten Minutes Late
Three golfers, Bob, Max, and Ted, are looking for a fourth. Bob
mentions that his friend George is a pretty good golfer, so they
decide to invite him for the following Saturday.
"Sure, I'd love to play," says George, "but I may be about ten
minutes late, so wait for me."
Saturday rolls around. Bob, Max, and Ted arrive promptly at 9:00,
and find George already waiting for them. He plays right-handed,
and beats them all. Quite pleased with their new fourth, they ask
him if he'd like to play again the following Saturday.
"Yeah, sounds great," says George. "But, I may be about ten
minutes late, so wait for me."
The following Saturday, all four golfers again show up on time,
but this time George plays left-handed, and beats them all. As
they're getting ready to leave, George says, "See you next
Saturday. But, I may be about ten minutes late, so wait for me."
Every week from then on, George is right on time and plays great
with whichever hand he decides to use. And every week, he departs
with the same message.
After a couple months, Ted is pretty tired of this routine, so he
says, "Wait a minute, George. Every week you say you may be about
ten minutes late, but you're right on time and then you beat us
either left-handed or right-handed. What's the story?"
"Well," George says, "I'm kind of superstitious. When I get up in
the morning, I look at my wife. If she's sleeping on her left
side, I play left-handed, and if she's on her right side, I play
right-handed."
"So what do you do if she's sleeping on her back?" Bob asks.
"Then I'm about ten minutes late."
Three golfers, Bob, Max, and Ted, are looking for a fourth. Bob
mentions that his friend George is a pretty good golfer, so they
decide to invite him for the following Saturday.
"Sure, I'd love to play," says George, "but I may be about ten
minutes late, so wait for me."
Saturday rolls around. Bob, Max, and Ted arrive promptly at 9:00,
and find George already waiting for them. He plays right-handed,
and beats them all. Quite pleased with their new fourth, they ask
him if he'd like to play again the following Saturday.
"Yeah, sounds great," says George. "But, I may be about ten
minutes late, so wait for me."
The following Saturday, all four golfers again show up on time,
but this time George plays left-handed, and beats them all. As
they're getting ready to leave, George says, "See you next
Saturday. But, I may be about ten minutes late, so wait for me."
Every week from then on, George is right on time and plays great
with whichever hand he decides to use. And every week, he departs
with the same message.
After a couple months, Ted is pretty tired of this routine, so he
says, "Wait a minute, George. Every week you say you may be about
ten minutes late, but you're right on time and then you beat us
either left-handed or right-handed. What's the story?"
"Well," George says, "I'm kind of superstitious. When I get up in
the morning, I look at my wife. If she's sleeping on her left
side, I play left-handed, and if she's on her right side, I play
right-handed."
"So what do you do if she's sleeping on her back?" Bob asks.
"Then I'm about ten minutes late."