Meet the Grandparents

[CityGrl]

Any advice before I'm thrown to the wolves?

 

[CityGrl]

Question 1: "So, how long have you been living in sin with my grandson?"
Question 2: "So, how many times have you been divorced?"
Question 3: "So, what makes you think you'll survive in THIS family?"

I'm so screwed.

 

[404]

Just be yourself. Within 30 minutes they will be in a talk induced coma.

 

[CityGrl]

Just be yourself. Within 30 minutes they will be in a talk induced coma.

 

[Agee]

Find out their favorite desert, and bring it with you. Offer it when the time is right?

Back-up, make some crude remark about "depends" and regularity!

 

[jazz lady]

Find out their favorite desert, and bring it with you. Offer it when the time is right?

Sahara, Gobi, or some other one?

Back-up, make some crude remark about "depends" and regularity!

Oh, THAT will endear you to them forever.

 

[Agee]

Sahara, Gobi, or some other one?

I so deserved that!

 

[jazz lady]

I so deserved that!

Yes, you did. You've zinged me a couple of times lately.

 

[aps45819]

Any advice before I'm thrown to the wolves?

Wear clean underwear.

 

[Nickel]

Any advice before I'm thrown to the wolves?

Just be nice...grandparents are easy.

 

[CityGrl]

Just be nice...grandparents are easy.

Not THESE grandparents...

 

[Otter]

Make sure you wear something that covers all those damn tattoos.

 

[workin hard]

Why are these ones so hard? :shrug:

 

[CityGrl]

Why are these ones so hard? :shrug:

They're TOUGH.

 

[Tonio]

Watch out if the grandmother does her DeNiro impression: "I will be watching you and if I find that you are trying to corrupt my first born child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown."

 

[CityGrl]

Watch out if the grandmother does her DeNiro impression: "I will be watching you and if I find that you are trying to corrupt my first born child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown."

 

[Agee]

Watch out if the grandmother does her DeNiro impression: "I will be watching you and if I find that you are trying to corrupt my first born child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown."

Or introduce yourself as... CityGirl Fauker

 

[CityGrl]

Or introduce yourself as... CityGirl Fauker

 

[CityGrl]

I also need to brush up on my foreign language skills. So far, all I remember are the curse words.

 

[Agee]

Seriously, a couple of suggestions.

-Appears they are of foriegn nationallity. Buy them a small gift that is reminisent of their home country.

- Do you have any photo albums from your childhood. If so, put them out on display, convienently opened to pictures of you and your familiy doing cutesy stuff.

Good Luck