Larry Gude
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Guys are so stupid.
You simply reach over, pluck out the nail, then ask, "Better now?"
But no. No no no. Instead you have to *talk* about how you, Oz the Great and Powerful, can fix our problem. Offering solution after solution after solution until we're ready to pound a nail in *your* head. We don't want to talk about the effing problem, we want the damn thing fixed.
Or, better yet - and ladies, don't all AMEN!!! at once - you want to minimize our nail and complain about how much worse *your* nail is. Our nail is so much nothing compared to the agony of your nail. You derail our nail. Well I had terrible menstrual cramps the other day - how you gonna one-up that, smart guy??
If you must speak, you should commiserate. "Oh gosh, that's terrible. Must be really painful. I hate when that happens." Then she will probably get around to saying, "Maybe if I take this nail out of my head I'll feel better," and you can reply, "Worth a try."
Communication. Learn it.
You simply reach over, pluck out the nail, then ask, "Better now?"
But no. No no no. Instead you have to *talk* about how you, Oz the Great and Powerful, can fix our problem. Offering solution after solution after solution until we're ready to pound a nail in *your* head. We don't want to talk about the effing problem, we want the damn thing fixed.
Or, better yet - and ladies, don't all AMEN!!! at once - you want to minimize our nail and complain about how much worse *your* nail is. Our nail is so much nothing compared to the agony of your nail. You derail our nail. Well I had terrible menstrual cramps the other day - how you gonna one-up that, smart guy??
If you must speak, you should commiserate. "Oh gosh, that's terrible. Must be really painful. I hate when that happens." Then she will probably get around to saying, "Maybe if I take this nail out of my head I'll feel better," and you can reply, "Worth a try."
Communication. Learn it.
Learn it.
You got a nail in your head too?
It would be easier to learn Ancient Mayan than communicate with a woman like that.
Best try and find one without the nail in the head. (oh wait, they all do)
Repeat after me:
That sounds terrible. Is there anything I can do to help?
If the answer is no, shut up.
That sounds terrible. Is there anything I can do to help?
If the answer is no, shut up.
Yeah that.
Then use the nail punch to set it. Then slap some saw dust and glue, a little sanding. Good to go.
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So, how's the dating situation going?
Thank you for being you!