Men are like....

[Railroad]

Men are like…Laxatives…They irritate the #### out of you.

Men are like…Bananas…The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like…Vacations…They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like…Weather…Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like…Blenders…You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like…Chocolate Bars…Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like…Coffee…The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night.

Men are like…Commercials…You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like…Department Stores…Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like…Government Bonds…They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like…Mascara…They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like…Popcorn…They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like…Snowstorms…You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like…Lava Lamps...Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like…Parking Spots…All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped

Guilty as charged!!!

 

[HisBoyElroy]

Adam is sitting in the garden of Eden one day looking depressed. God says, "What's the matter Adam", Adam replies, "I'm lonely and bored..."

God says, "You know, that gives me an idea. I'm going to create a partner for you. I'll call the partner a 'Woman'. The woman will be intelligent, loving, caring, and attractive. With the woman you will be able to raise a family. The woman will take care of you when you're sick and help you with all of life's problems. The woman will be supportive and give you unconditional love."

Adam says, "Wow! That sounds GREAT! But... What's it going to cost me?"

God says, "It'll cost you an arm and a leg!"

Adam says, "Hmmmm... That's pretty steep. What can I get for a rib?"...