Men are pigs...

[sockgirl77]

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. ... She said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

The wife answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband." The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful swines should remember fairies are female.....

 

[Softballkid]

He'll get more booty at 92 than 62, cause all the hot chick money grabbers know he'll croak soon... so they will want to cash in... Plus, he won't have to deal with his nagging wife anymore...


Remember, us men are smarter than ya give us credit for

 

[sockgirl77]

He'll get more booty at 92 than 62, cause all the hot chick money grabbers know he'll croak soon... so they will want to cash in... Plus, he won't have to deal with his nagging wife anymore...


Remember, us men are smarter than ya give us credit for

Sure til his Viagra/Nitrate cocktail kicks in and he croaks!

 

[Softballkid]

Sure til his Viagra/Nitrate cocktail kicks in and he croaks!

Is there any better way to go

 

[dontknowwhy]

Sure til his Viagra/Nitrate cocktail kicks in and he croaks!

Again...we are smarter than you give us credit for...

he's been married to her for 40 yrs now....death would be a welcomed change

 

[luvmygdaughters]

Again...we are smarter than you give us credit for...

he's been married to her for 40 yrs now....death would be a welcomed change

You're right.........maybe she'll kill his old, dirty, ungrateful a$$!!!

 

[Softballkid]

Again...we are smarter than you give us credit for...

he's been married to her for 40 yrs now....death would be a welcomed change

Ed Zachery!

You're right.........maybe she'll kill his old, dirty, ungrateful a$$!!!

For his sake, so he doesn't have to listen to her b!tch and moan anymore about EVERYTHING! We can only hope!

 

[luvmygdaughters]

Ed Zachery!




For his sake, so he doesn't have to listen to her b!tch and moan anymore about EVERYTHING! We can only hope!

Well, maybe if she wasnt given so much material to work with... jus sayin

 

[dontknowwhy]

For his sake, so he doesn't have to listen to her b!tch and moan anymore about EVERYTHING! We can only hope!

I'm sure after 40 yrs., to him it all just sounds like Charlie Brown's teacher is talking.

And all he can think about while she's talking..."if I hadda killed you when I wanted to, i'd not only be outta prison, but i'd even be off of parole by now..."

 

[Softballkid]

Well, maybe if she wasnt given so much material to work with... jus sayin

We just hope y'all get sick of it and end it already

I'm sure after 40 yrs., to him it all just sounds like Charlie Brown's teacher is talking.

And all he can think about while she's talking..."if I hadda killed you when I wanted to, i'd not only be outta prison, but i'd even be off of parole by now..."

So these are the joys I have to look forward to the next 35 years

 

[luvmygdaughters]

I'm sure after 40 yrs., to him it all just sounds like Charlie Brown's teacher is talking.

And all he can think about while she's talking..."if I hadda killed you when I wanted to, i'd not only be outta prison, but i'd even be off of parole by now..."

This is from a 05/02/2012 forum post: "Women more likely to plan spouse killing." Jus saying

 

[garyt27]

This is from a 05/02/2012 forum post: "Women more likely to plan spouse killing." Jus saying

But men are more likely to actually do it.

 

[dontknowwhy]

But men are more likely to figure out ya'lls plot & actually let the woman go thru with it.

:fixed:

 

[luvmygdaughters]

But men are more likely to actually do it.

Please....Men are not likely to actually do anything that requires planning or asking directions....that is why women are always knocking off thier cheating spouses and very seldom get lost.

 

[Foxhound]

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. ... She said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

The wife answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband." The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful swines should remember fairies are female.....

All the fairies I've met were guys!

 

[Bonehead]

Sorry....well not

Been married 38 years and no bwa bwa bwa bullcrap. We listen to each other and act as a team. Maybe we are an abberation in today's society....truely sad.