Men only...

[pixiegirl]

Like your purse is big enough

Puhlease! I told you already, if you keep this attitude up I'm not going to let you play boss tomorrow. Don't make me repeat myself again.

 

[Pete]

Please tell me you were typing with two hands on this and you made a couple of legitimate mistakes.

I admit I was multi tasking at the time I typed that.

 

[Pete]

Remember when Katarina Witt's hooters fell out?

I do

 

[Mojo]

Puhlease! I told you already, if you keep this attitude up I'm not going to let you play boss tomorrow. Don't make me repeat myself again.

You can't push me around like you do your girly man When I get down with you it will look like a boxing glove factory exploded on your ass.

 

[Larry Gude]

Honorable...

Remember that time I blew a bug out of my nose? That counts for something. I'm gonna vote.

...mention is the best I can do.

 

[Larry Gude]

Well...

, so my tax dollars better not have paid for this survey.

...there's only one way to find out; more research!

 

[pixiegirl]

You can't push me around like you do your girly man When I get down with you it will look like a boxing glove factory exploded on your ass.

Don't get your butt all up on your shoulders because War is prettier than Slotted. I still have a nicer rack than you.

 

[lovinmaryland]

Don't get your butt all up on your shoulders because War is prettier than Slotted.

I'm not to sure about that... the sweater he had on the other night was awful purtty

 

[Mojo]

Especially when they skate backwards and their skirt thing flips up.

I still remember when you and I were watching skating at my grandmas house and you were over the blonde chick until her skirt flew up and you saw the bulge

 

[Mojo]

I'm not to sure about that... the sweater he had on the other night was awful purtty

The sweater vest That was hotness

 

[itsbob]

MMDad, Mojo

Turn in your man card and your testicles at your next gyno appointment

 

[MMDad]

MMDad, Mojo

Turn in your man card and your testicles at your next gyno appointment

Why, do you need a set?

 

[PrchJrkr]

Remember when Katarina Witt's hooters fell out?

I had to google her. Was anyone injured???

 

[JustTheFax]

I like Beer & Beer

and watching women's beach volleyball.

 

[Merlin99]

...see the penis or at least wipe your face on a sleeve or something...or get out!

Swordfighting time?:shrug:

 

[Penn]

Late on this one, I know.

But there isn't a danm thing better than beer and football.

Figure skating has gotten real gay, it seems, in the last decade.

 

[Merlin99]

Beer - I'll drink one or two, but they are on the bottom of my preferred list.
Football - never watch it, or most sports. Exception: NASCAR.
Spritzers - NFW.
Figure skating - Please...........


Getting dirty and greasy under the car -
Spiders - squish 'em and move on -
Making things blow up -
Fire, any kind -
Grillin' meats -
Still believing I'm sexy even tho I'm 55, fat and ugly -

I love the mountains
I love the clear blue skies
I love big bridges
I love when great whites fly
I love the whole world
And all its sights and sounds
Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da
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©itsbob

 

[vanbells]

I'm not a big fan of beer, but I love football.

 

[Pushrod]

Larry, uh, I don't know what a wine spritzer thingy is. I deduct it is something made with wine. If most men are like me this is going to be a really one-sided vote!

 

[Xaquin44]

I don't like any of those things =/