Twas the night before Christmas, on S.O.M.D...
And the forums were just....as busy as could be...
With the spouses and kiddes...all snug in their beds...
The regulars were busy...posting pre-Christmas threads...
Sitting nervously by...in the glow of their screens...
Sat Deejay...and David...and curmudgeon Ken King...
They quickly looked over, every post that they saw...
For fear they would find...something nasty...or raw...
But the posters were all....in a good mood that night....
The topics were harmless...and unusually light....
When what to their wondering eyes should appear...
But a new member name...that chilled them with fear...
Oh Geez....now what's this? Thought Vrai...to herself...
The name's "Santa Booboo...The Jolly Old Elf"?
She quickly called Larry...."Hey Honey...hurry up!
There's a newbie on here, and he's kind of abrupt!!!"
This quiet lil' night...would go where she'd dread...
As she realized when she hit..."View most recent thread".
The brand new poster....had just started out...
With a post of all caps...the cyberspace shout...
It started by saying...."You SMIBS are all fake..."
And Catt quickly bounced back...with "Oh for Crap SAKE!!!"
Then Otter jumped in...."You lookin' for trouble???
Are you a real person....or a regular's double?"
Then Sharon wrote "Get off...you low dirty Dog!"
While Christy compared them...to a pot-bellied hog.
Sierra then quipped...."quit horsin' around!"
While Jetmonkey posted...muffled, choking...gag sounds...
Santabooboo then said...in spite of himself....
"I'm no one! he said...."Just a jolly old elf!!!"
"But if you still want to have....a Christmas so Merry...
You must introduce me...to Giggles and Cari"
Then he said that he wanted...to meet...EVERYONE...
And not at a party....he'd rather have fun!
But back on came Biscuit...and Kain with a leer...
"So what are you, goofball? A homo? A queer?"
Racing quickly to post...nearly wrecking their home...
Fuzzy ended up "Withered"...Water just typed out "Ommm..."
Then on popped Small Town...with an angry red face...
And posted then "YOU'RE what I hate about this place."
And even...despite...this season of caring....
One cretin kept asking..."Hey...What are you wearing?"
Penncam shook his head...in his monitor's light....
"This is worse than taking...a date to a fight!"
A big booming font...shot into the night...
Screaming something about using...a 2nd Amendment right..
Santabooboo shot back..."You all is big jerks!
Everybody who posts...everybody who lurks!"
"You're not wanted here!" ...said Joey...amid the clamor..
As Jazz countered with..."And you've really bad grammar!"
"And by the way..." posted...the lady I'm 4 Change..."
Just where do you come from...you're weird...and you're strange!"
"You pompous big ***...shouted Yakky and Tater...
You're just some ************...with a face full of craters!"
"That does it"....said DeeJay...as she turned with a whirl...
"When I'm finished with Santa...I'm banning that girl"
And then on came Barbra..."Hey Santabooboo!
Tell me who you are...I'll show you my tatoo!"
Of course...then came sisters...of naughty ill-repute...
Twas' Sexy...and Pixie...who said "He's so CUTE!"
More rapid than eagles...the posters they came...
As the forums filled up...with every screen name!
On Katie...on Rose Red...and on Lauren G...
Anonymous Penguin...and Demsformd.
The latter...of course...cried puddles on the floor..
After Krebs and he found out...Santa isn't...Al Gore.
And by now the boards, were really really bangin'...
With insults from Frank, and Kyle, and Justhangin'....
It seemed as though EVERYONE had joined in the cause...like Heretic...and Hessian...Jameo...and Oz.
On Cracka...and Heretic...on came the whole lot...
And he even apologized...for those he forgot. (Sorry!!!)
Then laying a finger alongside his nose...
He blew out a booger...and said "Oh YEAH....Rose!!!"
By the time Sleuth posted...he seemed kinda sickly...
"I don't care about the poster....I'm just looking for Pixie!"
And again Santabooboo...said "you're a bunch of big losers!
And your parties just prove...that you're also big boozers!"
But the last of his posts, were largely ignored...
The forumites had...a new ox...to be gored....
They rallied...and circled...and tore him right up.
And it seemed as if they...would just never stop...
But then came a break...in the Christmas Eve flurry...
And by now Santabooboo's eyes...had gotten quite blurry...
"I came on here..." he said..."Just to teach you a lesson...
The season just won't let me keep you all guessing...
Whenever you quibble and squabble...and fight...
You're so busy with each other...you don't see the light.
Whenever you start to dislike one another...just remember at Christmas...everyone is your brother.
And whenever your affection...for each other starts to fall.
It just takes an outsider. to reunite you all.
And now as I disappear...into cyber-light...
Merry Christmas to all...and to all...a Good Night!"
And the forums were just....as busy as could be...
With the spouses and kiddes...all snug in their beds...
The regulars were busy...posting pre-Christmas threads...
Sitting nervously by...in the glow of their screens...
Sat Deejay...and David...and curmudgeon Ken King...
They quickly looked over, every post that they saw...
For fear they would find...something nasty...or raw...
But the posters were all....in a good mood that night....
The topics were harmless...and unusually light....
When what to their wondering eyes should appear...
But a new member name...that chilled them with fear...
Oh Geez....now what's this? Thought Vrai...to herself...
The name's "Santa Booboo...The Jolly Old Elf"?
She quickly called Larry...."Hey Honey...hurry up!
There's a newbie on here, and he's kind of abrupt!!!"
This quiet lil' night...would go where she'd dread...
As she realized when she hit..."View most recent thread".
The brand new poster....had just started out...
With a post of all caps...the cyberspace shout...
It started by saying...."You SMIBS are all fake..."
And Catt quickly bounced back...with "Oh for Crap SAKE!!!"
Then Otter jumped in...."You lookin' for trouble???
Are you a real person....or a regular's double?"
Then Sharon wrote "Get off...you low dirty Dog!"
While Christy compared them...to a pot-bellied hog.
Sierra then quipped...."quit horsin' around!"
While Jetmonkey posted...muffled, choking...gag sounds...
Santabooboo then said...in spite of himself....
"I'm no one! he said...."Just a jolly old elf!!!"
"But if you still want to have....a Christmas so Merry...
You must introduce me...to Giggles and Cari"
Then he said that he wanted...to meet...EVERYONE...
And not at a party....he'd rather have fun!
But back on came Biscuit...and Kain with a leer...
"So what are you, goofball? A homo? A queer?"
Racing quickly to post...nearly wrecking their home...
Fuzzy ended up "Withered"...Water just typed out "Ommm..."
Then on popped Small Town...with an angry red face...
And posted then "YOU'RE what I hate about this place."
And even...despite...this season of caring....
One cretin kept asking..."Hey...What are you wearing?"
Penncam shook his head...in his monitor's light....
"This is worse than taking...a date to a fight!"
A big booming font...shot into the night...
Screaming something about using...a 2nd Amendment right..
Santabooboo shot back..."You all is big jerks!
Everybody who posts...everybody who lurks!"
"You're not wanted here!" ...said Joey...amid the clamor..
As Jazz countered with..."And you've really bad grammar!"
"And by the way..." posted...the lady I'm 4 Change..."
Just where do you come from...you're weird...and you're strange!"
"You pompous big ***...shouted Yakky and Tater...
You're just some ************...with a face full of craters!"
"That does it"....said DeeJay...as she turned with a whirl...
"When I'm finished with Santa...I'm banning that girl"
And then on came Barbra..."Hey Santabooboo!
Tell me who you are...I'll show you my tatoo!"
Of course...then came sisters...of naughty ill-repute...
Twas' Sexy...and Pixie...who said "He's so CUTE!"
More rapid than eagles...the posters they came...
As the forums filled up...with every screen name!
On Katie...on Rose Red...and on Lauren G...
Anonymous Penguin...and Demsformd.
The latter...of course...cried puddles on the floor..
After Krebs and he found out...Santa isn't...Al Gore.
And by now the boards, were really really bangin'...
With insults from Frank, and Kyle, and Justhangin'....
It seemed as though EVERYONE had joined in the cause...like Heretic...and Hessian...Jameo...and Oz.
On Cracka...and Heretic...on came the whole lot...
And he even apologized...for those he forgot. (Sorry!!!)
Then laying a finger alongside his nose...
He blew out a booger...and said "Oh YEAH....Rose!!!"
By the time Sleuth posted...he seemed kinda sickly...
"I don't care about the poster....I'm just looking for Pixie!"
And again Santabooboo...said "you're a bunch of big losers!
And your parties just prove...that you're also big boozers!"
But the last of his posts, were largely ignored...
The forumites had...a new ox...to be gored....
They rallied...and circled...and tore him right up.
And it seemed as if they...would just never stop...
But then came a break...in the Christmas Eve flurry...
And by now Santabooboo's eyes...had gotten quite blurry...
"I came on here..." he said..."Just to teach you a lesson...
The season just won't let me keep you all guessing...
Whenever you quibble and squabble...and fight...
You're so busy with each other...you don't see the light.
Whenever you start to dislike one another...just remember at Christmas...everyone is your brother.
And whenever your affection...for each other starts to fall.
It just takes an outsider. to reunite you all.
And now as I disappear...into cyber-light...
Merry Christmas to all...and to all...a Good Night!"
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