Military Stereotypes

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stgislander

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How to Tell the Difference Between the Branches of the US Armed Forces!
How to Tell the Difference Between the Branches of the US Armed Forces!


If you give the command "SECURE THE BUILDING", here is what the different services would do:

The NAVY would turn out the lights and lock the doors.

The ARMY would surround the building with defensive fortifications, tanks and concertina wire.

The MARINE CORPS would assault the building, using overlapping fields of fire from all appropriate points on the perimeter.

The AIR FORCE would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy the building.
 

stgislander

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One more.

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Washington (AP) The Air Force unveiled its new Battle Dress Uniform today. The utilitarian thing about the new uniform said Air Force representatives was that it has a built-in reversible Hawaiian shirt.

"This helps keep troops at the ready, " said one Air Force Official. "If they are off duty they simply turn the shirt inside-out and come into work."
 

Ken King

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The few times I was required to live in a barracks there were always those "stereotypes", no one needs a 500 watt stereo in a 12X16 room.
 

Rommey

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How to Tell the Difference Between the Branches of the US Armed Forces!
How to Tell the Difference Between the Branches of the US Armed Forces!

If you give the command "SECURE THE BUILDING", here is what the different services would do:

The NAVY would turn out the lights and lock the doors.

The ARMY would surround the building with defensive fortifications, tanks and concertina wire.

The MARINE CORPS would assault the building, using overlapping fields of fire from all appropriate points on the perimeter.

The AIR FORCE would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy the building.
 

Monello

Smarter than the average bear
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Even in each branch there are stereotypes based on rate/specialty. Another service member can make fun of a comrade in arms. But let a civilian try that and the group goes all red october on them.
 

nutz

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Rumor is , the crack is all courtesy of PAX staff
 

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