How to Tell the Difference Between the Branches of the US Armed Forces!
How to Tell the Difference Between the Branches of the US Armed Forces!
If you give the command "SECURE THE BUILDING", here is what the different services would do:
The NAVY would turn out the lights and lock the doors.
The ARMY would surround the building with defensive fortifications, tanks and concertina wire.
The MARINE CORPS would assault the building, using overlapping fields of fire from all appropriate points on the perimeter.
The AIR FORCE would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy the building.
Washington (AP) The Air Force unveiled its new Battle Dress Uniform today. The utilitarian thing about the new uniform said Air Force representatives was that it has a built-in reversible Hawaiian shirt.
"This helps keep troops at the ready, " said one Air Force Official. "If they are off duty they simply turn the shirt inside-out and come into work."
Time for some Coastie jokes now......
You realize your Grand Pappy will kick you ass in the next life right?
Don't I know it!! LOL...You realize your Grand Pappy will kick you ass in the next life right?
Always does irritate the army staff when they carry their gear and the Air Force staff just carries Visa
Rumor is , the crack is all courtesy of PAX staff