Mom says pool got her daughter pregnant

[capsfan78]

Hope mom didn't swallow the "pool water"

 

[ICit]

Reports say 1 in 4 men jerk off in the pool.

the other 3 are liars.... they do also

 

[DreamBlaze]

idle.slashdot.org | Mother Claims Hotel Pool Got Her Daughter Pregnant

That is exactly what happened to me too

 

[Katelin]

Yea..ok..like the chlorine in said pool wouldn't destroy spare sperm.

Actually it was UFOs coming in at night so the aliens could pee in the pool and then "fertilize" it later with alien sperm!!
Dont ya know alien sperm is resistant to chlorine and other earthly stuff?
So she gonna have an alien baby in 9 months!!!!

Afterall, she was in Egypt and we all know what happened there with Stargate, the movie!!!!!

 

[DOULOVEME]

WHO EVER SPERM SHE GOT FROM THE POOL IS A BAD DUDE FO REAL,,HE GOT DAT STRONG STUFF

 

[PsyOps]

Yea..ok..like the chlorine in said pool wouldn't destroy spare sperm.

What's spare sperm?

 

[PsyOps]

idle.slashdot.org | Mother Claims Hotel Pool Got Her Daughter Pregnant

That is exactly what happened to me too

Now thems some good swimmers. Give than man a ceegar, whoever he is.

 

[GopherM]

I though all the pee in the pool would shift the PH balance so much that sperm could not survive.

They make pool covers...maybe someone needs to make a pool condom.