Monica

GopherM

Darwin was right
After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself naked in a mirror, remembering the time with Bill Clinton.

Her frustration over her inability to lose weight was depressing her. In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.

"God, if you take away my love handles I'll devote my life to you," she prayed.

And just like that, her ears fell off!
 

Merlin99

Visualize whirled peas
PREMO Member
After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself naked in a mirror, remembering the time with Bill Clinton.

Her frustration over her inability to lose weight was depressing her. In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.

"God, if you take away my love handles I'll devote my life to you," she prayed.

And just like that, her ears fell off!
Did you hear about the Chelsea / Monica fued back in the day, it seems that Chelsea wanted a baby brother, but Monica swallowed him.
 
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