Mother-In Law

[High EGT]

I would suggest you make your Mom inlaw as uncomfortable as possible in the house to the point she will want to leave. A few suggestions.....

1. Invite friends over frequently for drinks and a R rated movie to at least 1am.

2. Walk around the house in see thru PJ's while serving her breakfast

3. Abruptly buy a Dog that will chew her favorit shoes and leave ploppers in the hall way for her to step in.

4.Buy one of the children a drum set.

5.Sound like a monkey in heat while pro creating with her son.

6.Seek her advise concerning the voices in your head.

7.Have the children pratice poor hygiene or manners at the dinner table. Nose picking and farting could be what puts mom over the edge.

A good primer is to rent Talladega Nights primarly for the dinner scene. Note interaction of Ricky Bobby's kids with Father Inlaw. Pure genius

Good Luck.........

 

[chewy3384]

I would suggest you make your Mom inlaw as uncomfortable as possible in the house to the point she will want to leave. A few suggestions.....

1. Invite friends over frequently for drinks and a R rated movie to at least 1am.

2. Walk around the house in see thru PJ's while serving her breakfast

3. Abruptly buy a Dog that will chew her favorit shoes and leave ploppers in the hall way for her to step in.

4.Buy one of the children a drum set.

5.Sound like a monkey in heat while pro creating with her son.

6.Seek her advise concerning the voices in your head.

7.Have the children pratice poor hygiene or manners at the dinner table. Nose picking and farting could be what puts mom over the edge.


Good Luck.........

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[Pandora]

Hey high, are you high?

I'd tell her to go work on her marriage and that you are not going to enable her breakup.

 

[whoRU??]

You got two kids, you probably don't need the added drama of MIL in the mix. Unfortunately, you have to get your husband on the same page. Are the kids old enough to add input? Perhaps he'd listen to the needs of the family as a whole?? Just a thought. Good luck!!!!!

 

[mommarock]

Tell him to decide if he wants a wife or a mommy. Let him know he can't have both.

Go to the child support calculator and plug in your incomes and expenses, then let him know how much the mommy choice will cost.

Been there done that!!! I agree with MMDad. It doesn't matter wether you get along with MIL or not it is not easy!!!!!!! Trust me on this!!