Mother in Law

nicole_M

New Member
My mother-in-law lives about 2 hours away, on Tilghman Island :lmao: . She is wonderful. Never bothersome, I know I am lucky. I have heard plenty of horror stories of in-law's!!!!!
 

jwwb2000

pretty black roses
Both my parents and my in-laws live in two different states. Even when they come to visit, they always call before coming over :yay:
 

Sonsie

The mighty Al-Sonsie!
Poor hubby, he had to deal with it growing up and now he has it as an adult..I smell an affair in the making :popcorn:

Do I hear a twittering a$$hole? Yep, the anal dribblings lead right back to a sad little gash called wkndbeacher. Quit flirting, I'm still not interested. Go back to propositioning the noobs.
 
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wkndbeacher

Guest
Do I hear the man of my dreams but he wants nothing to do with me? Yep, my anal dribblings yern for him but im back to a sad little gash called Sonsie. Please flirt with me im bored and my hubby doesnt pay any attention to me because like I said before Im a control freak and I control my coochie and he gets none, I'm still very interested . Please proposition me and not the noobs.

:fixed:

Sorry Sonsie, for it is I that am not interested in you have a good one :coffee:
 
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ocean733

New Member
Oh, my. My mom is actually blowing up my phone right now. I have a feeling that she's gonna be knocking on my door any minute. :faint:
 
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wkndbeacher

Guest
Oh, my. My mom is actually blowing up my phone right now. I have a feeling that she's gonna be knocking on my door any minute. :faint:

quick, dim all the lights and shut every blind you have so you can look out but she cants see you :lmao:
 

mamissa3

New Member
I dont have my mother, she passed away 3 years ago. I would give anything for her to be here. The in-laws stood at a hotel this weekend, took 3 of our 5 kids last night back with them at around 900, they showed up at 820 this am!!! Not really spending any extra time with them, they were sleeping!!
 
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wkndbeacher

Guest
:killingmeI already did that. But my truck and car are parked right out front. So, she knows I'm here. :popcorn:

park the vehicles at a friends house and drive theirs to yours, it makes it look like you friends rode somewhere with you, thus leading her to think that you arent home :lmao:
 

poster

New Member
My mother-in-law reads everything on the fridge, like its a public bulletin board, or anything else laying around. I have to take everything off our desk and put it in drawers or she'll stand next to it and read it on the sly, I guess she thinks we don't notice. If anything's out for school or extra activies for the kid she'll make an appearance without an invite. There's nothing really personal out it just irritates the hell out of me.
 
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