Murder Over Ketchup

[migtig]

I have to admit my first thought was of Kwillia, then I clicked the article and was very relieved.

Ore. man killed wife for closing ketchup bottle too tightly


An 86-year-old Oregon man on trial for the shooting death of his wife carried out the attack after a series of grievances with his family that prosecutors said included the failure of his stepdaughter to wish him a happy birthday and his complaint that his wife put the lid on the ketchup bottle too tightly.

 

[Railroad]

 

[Beta]

kwillia needs to teach that guy how to live. He should ALWAYS have a backup bottle (or three).

 

[Lurk]

An 86-year-old Oregon man on trial for the shooting death of his wife carried out the attack after a series of grievances with his family that prosecutors said included the failure of his stepdaughter to wish him a happy birthday and his complaint that his wife put the lid on the ketchup bottle too tightly.

Well, the problem with that relationship is obvious. She was much too old for him. She should have been, what, 54 or 55?

 

[kwillia]

kwillia needs to teach that guy how to live. He should ALWAYS have a backup bottle (or three).

Actual photo taken by fellow forumites who snooped out my stash while at a party at my house...

 

[bcp]

Actual photo taken by fellow forumites who snooped out my stash while at a party at my house...

I feel bad now.
I actually have more than that in my stash..

I think I have a problem, Maybe I need to go to Ketchup Anonymous

Hi, Im BCP and Im a Ketchaholic

 

[slotpuppy]

Actual photo taken by fellow forumites who snooped out my stash while at a party at my house...

We have 3 extra bottles at home too.


Ours are not that big though.

 

[Beta]

Actual photo taken by fellow forumites who snooped out my stash while at a party at my house...

...I'm a little disappointed that it's only 3.

Was that only one of your stashes?

 

[kwillia]

I feel bad now.
I actually have more than that in my stash..

I think I have a problem, Maybe I need to go to Ketchup Anonymous

Hi, Im BCP and Im a Ketchaholic

I often have more than that and when I get that low I know it's time for a trip to restock. I'm sure once the party planning and such was over I replenished.

 

[bcp]

I often have more than that and when I get that low I know it's time for a trip to restock. I'm sure once the party planning and such was over I replenished.

I buy at Sams, Minimum score is a 6 pack of them, so its not unheard of to have 8 or so bottles in the house.
You never know when you might get stuck in a snow storm or something and the only thing to eat is ketchup snow cones.

 

[belvak]

Way back in prehistoric times, Hubby and his roommates used to take packets of ketchup from 7-11 and make tomato soup!

 

[Merlin99]

I have to admit my first thought was of Kwillia, then I clicked the article and was very relieved.

Ore. man killed wife for closing ketchup bottle too tightly


An 86-year-old Oregon man on trial for the shooting death of his wife carried out the attack after a series of grievances with his family that prosecutors said included the failure of his stepdaughter to wish him a happy birthday and his complaint that his wife put the lid on the ketchup bottle too tightly.

Does anybody still make ketchup bottles with screw tops, every one I've used since Y2K has been flip topped.

 

[edinsomd]

Mark my words, when ketchup is outlawed, only outlaws will have ketchup. You have been warned.

 

[bcp]

Mark my words, when ketchup is outlawed, only outlaws will have ketchup. You have been warned.

You wont get my ketchup unless you can pry it out of my dead cold red stained hands.
Just try.

I even have the sign on my door,
This House Protected By Ketchup.

 

[BOP]

I have to admit my first thought was of Kwillia, then I clicked the article and was very relieved.

Ore. man killed wife for closing ketchup bottle too tightly


An 86-year-old Oregon man on trial for the shooting death of his wife carried out the attack after a series of grievances with his family that prosecutors said included the failure of his stepdaughter to wish him a happy birthday and his complaint that his wife put the lid on the ketchup bottle too tightly.

Does she do that kind of thing often?

 

[BOP]

Actual photo taken by fellow forumites who snooped out my stash while at a party at my house...

Pfft...amateur.

 

[BOP]

I feel bad now.
I actually have more than that in my stash..

I think I have a problem, Maybe I need to go to Ketchup Anonymous

Hi, Im BCP and Im a Ketchaholic

Hi BCP!

My name is BOP, and I'm a Ketchaholic. I'm afraid I might slip because I'm down to my last two 44 oz. bottles of Ketchup, and BJ's is only a short ride from my house.

 

[bcp]

Hi BCP!

My name is BOP, and I'm a Ketchaholic. I'm afraid I might slip because I'm down to my last two 44 oz. bottles of Ketchup, and BJ's is only a short ride from my house.

I feel your pain

 

[Bay_Kat]

Actual photo taken by fellow forumites who snooped out my stash while at a party at my house...

I'd end up trowing two and half of those out for being past the expiration date. If you looked in my fridge, you'd find no Ketchup, in a drawer I have a few packets for company. Now honey mustard on the other hand, have a stash of that and save all the packets from various fast food joints.

 

[BOP]

I'd end up trowing two and half of those out for being past the expiration date. If you looked in my fridge, you'd find no Ketchup, in a drawer I have a few packets for company. Now honey mustard on the other hand, have a stash of that and save all the packets from various fast food joints.

Communist.