My Bar Tab is ........?

[Pete]

$ 325.02

This is real fun to do! The only catch is that you cant ask the person who posted it anything about it!

Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Then send it on and back to the person that sent it to you.


Masturbated -- $5

$5 each time or just $5 if ever?

 

[BadGirl]

I think I made a mistake. My tab shows $1,690. Maybe my calculator is broked.

Whew! I re-calculated the numbers and came up with a more reasonable number - 700.

 

[FerretRescue]

$5 each time or just $5 if ever?

You might as well just say infinity and get it over with.....

 

[onebdzee]

I must be really naive, I think the bar owes me money

Anyone willing to take me out and show me what I've been missing? I'm single, can't remember when the last time I had sex or got drunk, never been arrested. I'm thinking I could accomplish all three in one night for starters.
fftohaveapityparty:

CAMILY!!!!!​

We gots us a third!​

 

[nachomama]

Is Smooth really Asian?

 

[Pete]

You might as well just say infinity and get it over with.....

$630 See i am not as bad as people say.

 

[FerretRescue]

$630 See i am not as bad as people say.

630 for the day? wanna up your bar tab?

 

[Pete]

630 for the day?

No, all of September. Wait........it was for a month right?

 

[Pete]

630 for the day? wanna up your bar tab?

Will it cost me $80?

 

[LordStanley]

Is Smooth really Asian?

You better not have done any of that stuff with him.....

 

[nachomama]

You better not have done any of that stuff with him.....

I was just curious that's all...:shrug:


$1,215

 

[kbeachcat123]

$850.05 Assuming that the # of times only count as one. Buddy here got $800.05, which is a surprisingly low number considering his time in Vietnam. :heh:

 

[pixiegirl]

I have the right to not incriminate myself.

 

[Pete]

You guys are all nasty.

 

[nachomama]

You guys are all nasty.

Yours is probably higher than mine and BG's put together.

 

[FerretRescue]

Will it cost me $80?

to start with yes, but why stop there?

 

[Pete]

Yours is probably higher than mine and BG's put together.

You guys togather are over $1400.

 

[LusbyMom]

ummm $540

 

[broncosrule]

ummm $540

Don't you mean 540.05???? 7something.05

 

[dmh]

oh boy -- Mine is 765.00