My cat is fat

[Larry Gude]

Relaxed steel...

Yeah. Big soft blubbery bones in his tummy. That's it.

...coiled, ready to strike at the drop of...of a slather of brisket.

 

[vraiblonde]

...coiled, ready to strike at the drop of...of a slather of brisket.

Is he still licking the floor where I spilled that brisket juice? He was very excited about that and I had to lock him in the bedroom so I could get it all up without his fat butt standing in the way.

 

[Larry Gude]

Actually...

Is he still licking the floor where I spilled that brisket juice? He was very excited about that and I had to lock him in the bedroom so I could get it all up without his fat butt standing in the way.

...he's just sitting in the hall, staring at the front door. He's even awake. He is licking his chops however. Maybe the door looks good in ways we humans just can't comprehend? Maybe that's why he's fa...big boned, door eating?

 

[Larry Gude]

There's also a hole...

...in the floor in the kitchen. I don't suppose it happens to be the spot where the brisket fell?

 

[vraiblonde]

Maybe that's why he's fa...big boned, door eating?

Who knows? I start getting concerned when I can't find one of the kids.

 

[Larry Gude]

You got any numbers...

Who knows? I start getting concerned when I can't find one of the kids.

...on current inventory?

 

[vraiblonde]

...on current inventory?

I heard them both go off to school this morning. Maybe that's why Moosie is sitting by the front door - waiting for them to come home.

 

[Trunk Monkey]

I told you a long time ago about that cat. I woke up the other morning and it was staring at me with that "I'm hungry" look. I went to roll over and some one had poured gravy on my foot.

 

[Chasey_Lane]

Timon is big boned (not fat) and handsome.