My cats have got me trained....

Bay_Kat

Tropical
Last night, I'm sitting at my computer checking email before bed. All of a sudden I feel a bite on my calf, it hurt! I turned around and saw 3 cats sitting behind me (the 4th under my desk) and all that was missing were pitch forks and torches. I think, what could be wrong, litter is clean, they have water so I go and check and their ginormous food bowl is almost empty (the horror). I'm thinking they drew straws to see who would do the dirty work to alert me to this problem.

Cats, sometimes I have to wonder who owns who.
 

MJ

Material Girl
PREMO Member
My girl cat just started dragging her claws across the kitchen window screen when she wants to come inside. :kittydoorbell:

Scared the hell out of me the first time she did it. :lol:
 

Bay_Kat

Tropical
I have 3 cats that start "Dive Bombing" me at 5am , while my wife & I are asleep to eat!

My cats get 2 cans of wet food a day to share between the 4 of them and it's in the morning when I get up so they know if I even crack an eyelid it's every man for himself, I've got them pouncing on my head, biting my calves, blowing in my ear and the loudest purr you've ever heard (thanks ACE) to wake me up. Heaven help me if I'm not out of be by 5:30 am and no coffee until the food is down.
 

DEEKAYPEE8569

Well-Known Member
Last night, I'm sitting at my computer checking email before bed. All of a sudden I feel a bite on my calf, it hurt! I turned around and saw 3 cats sitting behind me (the 4th under my desk) and all that was missing were pitch forks and torches. I think, what could be wrong, litter is clean, they have water so I go and check and their ginormous food bowl is almost empty (the horror). I'm thinking they drew straws to see who would do the dirty work to alert me to this problem.

Cats, sometimes I have to wonder who owns who.

I have one just like that. If her bowl is empty and I don't notice first, she will sit in front of it and wait for me to look for her; and when I find her, she will look at her empty bowl and look at me then back at her bowl.

One more.....if I'm channel surfin' or asleep in the Lay-Z-Boy (which she has torn to shreds BTW); Ribbons will climb on top of me and curl up on my chest under my chin and go to sleep. Tell me who runs things here, huh?

"Dogs have owners. Cats have staff." :lmao:
 
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libertytyranny

Dream Stealer
I didn't realize I was no longer the master until last night. I was in the process of filling up the cats' nightly glass of ice water when it hit me.:killingme

Because, you know...only animals drink out of bowls:bigwhoop:
 

luvscats

New Member
I have a girl kitty who can do a four syllable meow to alert me that she and the gang want kitty cookies.

It's so pitiful sounding that "the human" just has to stop whatever the human is doing and respond to the meower.

I think I trained up quite easily. They are proud of me. :howdy:
 

baileydog

I wanna be a SMIB
All I have to do is open the treat jar and when they hear that ceramic clang, they all come running. Yes, I too am a cat slave. I even moved the cat bed to where they like to sleep, not where I want them to sleep. Needless to say, the bed is in the kitchen way up high above a cupboard. But I love them all.:love:
 

ArkRescue

Adopt me please !
That is too funny ....... :killingme

..... now and then I see mere crumbs in the cat food gravity feeder and wonder just how long they've been low on food and I didn't notice ? When I see the cats drinking the dog water I KNOW to check the cat water bowl.
 

gary_webb

Damned glad to meet you
When my alarm goes off at 5:30am it alerts my guys that some one should be up. I have approximately 5 minutes until I have whiskers and hot cat breath in my ear. If I don't get up by the time the snooze alarm goes off then it's time to start stripping the covers off of me. Then it's pawing in the face. I've never made it past that.:ohwell:
 

Bay_Kat

Tropical
When my alarm goes off at 5:30am it alerts my guys that some one should be up. I have approximately 5 minutes until I have whiskers and hot cat breath in my ear. If I don't get up by the time the snooze alarm goes off then it's time to start stripping the covers off of me. Then it's pawing in the face. I've never made it past that.:ohwell:

I did this morning actually and woke up with big cat sitting on my head, wasn't pleasant and I bet he knows that won't happen again. :killingme
 
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