My Dog is Trans...

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
I just can't with these weirdos...

Rose Montoya, the transgender influencer who exposed his bare breasts at a White House event last June, now says his dog is transgender, too.

Montoya recently posted a long, rambling video to Instagram in which he told his fans that his dog, Hera, is now transgender because the animal was neutered.

“As you can see, Hera has a little cone on her head,” Montoya said about the male dog, “because my little baby just had gender-affirming surgery.”

 

RareBreed

Throwing the deuces
I used to joke that one of our male cats was transgender because he had surgery to reroute his urethra so he peed like a girl but I knew it wasn't true. :banghead:
 

luvmygdaughters

Well-Known Member
Years ago, we had a family friend who had cows. He wanted to breed them so he bought a bull to do the job. That bull had no interest in the cows at all, I always teased him and he was the only man I know who had a gay bull, I told him he should buy it a pink tutu and earrings, take a picture in put in the Farmers Digest magazine as a centerfold.
 

BOP

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I have a female German Shepherd that lifts one back foot when she pees.

Started after she took to a hillside to pee one morning and got her foot wet. :lmao:
You haven't lived until you've seen your boy dog and the girl dog next door both hike their legs in a pissing contest.
 

RareBreed

Throwing the deuces
I have a female German Shepherd that lifts one back foot when she pees.

Started after she took to a hillside to pee one morning and got her foot wet. :lmao:
Our female Malamute used to try to hump me if I got down on the floor with her. Nothing like having to try to drag a 120+ pound dog around trying to get her off me.
 

Kyle

Beloved Misanthrope
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Our female Malamute used to try to hump me if I got down on the floor with her. Nothing like having to try to drag a 120+ pound dog around trying to get her off me.
Thankfully the worst thing I had to deal with for our Mals and Huskies was the biggest, Lily, would stretch out and take up all three cushions of the sofa.
 

SamSpade

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You know, I can say that certainly the Republicans have a number of lunatics who think like this - but the rest of the party has the sense to look at them, raise their eyebrows and say "who the f--- is this a**hole?".
 

Merlin99

Visualize whirled peas
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Our female Malamute used to try to hump me if I got down on the floor with her. Nothing like having to try to drag a 120+ pound dog around trying to get her off me.
My 90 lb. GSD likes to sleep in the bed and be the big spoon.
 

Kyle

Beloved Misanthrope
PREMO Member
You know, I can say that certainly the Republicans have a number of lunatics who think like this - but the rest of the party has the sense to look at them, raise their eyebrows and say "who the f--- is this a**hole?".
Democrats cultivate them like a crazy-crop.
 

SamSpade

Well-Known Member
Democrats cultivate them like a crazy-crop.
I think it's because they believe that they're being accommodating - so long as it doesn't conflict with their overall agenda.

Having a trans flash its breasts at the White House and claim their dog is now trans is somehow progressive - unlike those righties who think it's nuts.
 
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