My goober son

Pete

Repete
Came home from school and had an entire pack, yes a PACK of string cheese for a snack. Yes 12 friggin sticks, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12...... TWELVE. :burning:

I hope it stops him up for a week.
 

MJ

Material Girl
PREMO Member
Came home from school and had an entire pack, yes a PACK of string cheese for a snack. Yes 12 friggin sticks, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12...... TWELVE. :burning:

I hope it stops him up for a week.

I stopped buying those things. The damn wrappers were all over the house.
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
Came home from school and had an entire pack, yes a PACK of string cheese for a snack. Yes 12 friggin sticks, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12...... TWELVE. :burning:

I hope it stops him up for a week.

It's called a growth spurt! Am I to understand that Domino's is not yet on speed dial nor is your credit card on file with them?

Good lord, man. It's not like he sits on his ass all the time. He is a football player!

:tap:
 

Pete

Repete
I stopped buying those things. The damn wrappers were all over the house.

I went to throw something away and saw a mass of wrappers in the trash can. I sent him a txt and said DUDE! :burning: He goes :shrug: I was hungry and there was nothing else. Uh bananas, peanut butter and jelly, crackers, bowl of FRIGGIN CERIAL!

I hope the little goob is sitting on the can tomorrow in agony.
 

Pete

Repete
It's called a growth spurt! Am I to understand that Domino's is not yet on speed dial nor is your credit card on file with them?

Good lord, man. It's not like he sits on his ass all the time. He is a football player!

:tap:

Larry, it was a pound.........12 sticks.........16 friggin ounces of cheese in one 15 minute period! Growth spurt hell it is gluttony. Oh and it is the off season :lol:

I change my mind, I think I will smite him when he comes in.
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
Larry, it was a pound.........12 sticks.........16 friggin ounces of cheese in one 15 minute period! Growth spurt hell it is gluttony. Oh and it is the off season :lol:

I change my mind, I think I will smite him when he comes in.

:tap:

A mere pound.

At least Domino's would be cheese and spinach and tomatoes and sausage and green peppers and onions and extra cheese and pepperoni and some cheese.


Champions are built in the off season.

:shrug:
 

bcp

In My Opinion
takes a strong man to blow a cheese laden butt bubble first thing in the morning.

Pride is what you should be feeling,,, unless you have to clean up after it pops.
 

Macluvr

New Member
It's called a growth spurt! Am I to understand that Domino's is not yet on speed dial nor is your credit card on file with them?

Good lord, man. It's not like he sits on his ass all the time. He is a football player!

:tap:

:yeahthat: Same thing going on here in my house only there are 3 guts to fill. You should see OUR grocery bill. :faint:
 

rpexie

.:Georgia Peach:.
Ohhh

Yummm.....cheese!! Hmm whats my favorite cheese... probably Gouda...or Feta. I wish they had Gouda sticks!!
 
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BuddyLee

Football addict
Came home from school and had an entire pack, yes a PACK of string cheese for a snack. Yes 12 friggin sticks, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12...... TWELVE. :burning:

I hope it stops him up for a week.
Man, those things are pretty good. Too bad I wasn't there as I woudla' helped.:lol:

:burning:lol
 

FromTexas

This Space for Rent
Cheese sticks? I came home and found out my son "accidentally" ordered pr0n on cable.

I love how he characterizes it as "accidentally"...


We can do like "Strangers on a Train" to avoid charges. I smite yours and you smite mine.
 

MJ

Material Girl
PREMO Member
I went to throw something away and saw a mass of wrappers in the trash can. I sent him a txt and said DUDE! :burning: He goes :shrug: I was hungry and there was nothing else. Uh bananas, peanut butter and jelly, crackers, bowl of FRIGGIN CERIAL!

I hope the little goob is sitting on the can tomorrow in agony.

He put the wrappers in the trash? :faint: Give that boy a man hug! You can always buy more cheese!
 
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