My goober son

[Pete]

He put the wrappers in the trash? Give that boy a man hug! You can always buy more cheese!

He does that when he wants to hide the "evidence". If I come home and the blender is in the dishwasher it means he made milkshakes and doesn't want me to know.

 

[Sonsie]

He does that when he wants to hide the "evidence". If I come home and the blender is in the dishwasher it means he made milkshakes and doesn't want me to know.

At least it's milkshakes and not margaritas.

 

[Pete]

At least it's milkshakes and not margaritas.

True

 

[Aerogal]

I came home to an empty family size bag of pizza rolls on the stove today and a chorus of 'when's supper'. it's no wonder I can't keep food OR TP in the house.

At least he threw the wrappers way - glass half full.

 

[RoseRed]

At least it's milkshakes and not margaritas.

And it was put into the dishwasher.

 

[Aerogal]

I guess I never hung out at the house enough to do those things when I was a teen.

I wonder what pizza rolls taste like?

 

[K_Jo]

Cheese sticks? I came home and found out my son "accidentally" ordered pr0n on cable.

I love how he characterizes it as "accidentally"...


We can do like "Strangers on a Train" to avoid charges. I smite yours and you smite mine.

I think we're allowed to say pron.

 

[Pete]

Cheese sticks? I came home and found out my son "accidentally" ordered pr0n on cable.

I love how he characterizes it as "accidentally"...


We can do like "Strangers on a Train" to avoid charges. I smite yours and you smite mine.

Was it at least good pron?

 

[smdavis65]

I went to throw something away and saw a mass of wrappers in the trash can. I sent him a txt and said DUDE! He goes :shrug: I was hungry and there was nothing else. Uh bananas, peanut butter and jelly, crackers, bowl of FRIGGIN CERIAL!

I hope the little goob is sitting on the can tomorrow in agony.

ssssssshhhhh!!!!! Mine is 12.5 and eats ALL the cereal I have!

 

[Pete]

ssssssshhhhh!!!!! Mine is 12.5 and eats ALL the cereal I have!

Buy Grapenuts. It will ball into a pellet the density of deleted uranium after 2 bowls.

 

[FromTexas]

Was it at least good pron?

Is there such a thing as bad pr0n?

 

[K_Jo]

Is there such a thing as bad pr0n?

Sometimes the plot is way too complicated.

 

[Pete]

Is there such a thing as bad pr0n?

Surprisingly yes.

 

[Sonsie]

Is there such a thing as bad pr0n?

I'm pretty sure I can think of a few examples. Fatty, oldster, poo fetish...

 

[FromTexas]

Sometimes the plot is way too complicated.

Like when two people are doing it and the pizza dude walks in with a delivery. I always get confused on how he got in the house. It totally blows the realism for me.

 

[Pete]

Sometimes the plot is way too complicated.

Hello Mrs _Jo

Why hello my Direct TV man, what is your name?

Well Madam, my name is Pete.

Oh please call me K_jo.

Uh OK.

It sure is hot in here, you mind if I take off some of these hot clothes while you check my signal strength?

Why no I don't .

***Bow chicka bow bow music starts***


Wow K_jo those are some fantastic feed horns you have there....

 

[K_Jo]

@ both of you!

 

[Bann]

Larry, it was a pound.........12 sticks.........16 friggin ounces of cheese in one 15 minute period! Growth spurt hell it is gluttony. Oh and it is the off season

I change my mind, I think I will smite him when he comes in.

Smite him?! I just saw this thread....gotta go speed read...

 

[FromTexas]

Hello Mrs _Jo

Why hello my Direct TV man, what is your name?

Well Madam, my name is Pete.

Oh please call me K_jo.

Uh OK.

It sure is hot in here, you mind if I take off some of these hot clothes while you check my signal strength?

Why no I don't .

***Bow chicka bow bow music starts***


Wow K_jo those are some fantastic feed horns you have there....

I'm not a shrimp - I am a pr0n.

 

[Bann]

He's only 13 and already bigger than you. I bet he would have whooped you if you went after his cheese sticks.