my monster..
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We already know you're in trouble. Get the shotgun out and stand by the door when the boys show up.
I know it! You have watched her grow up through the years and saw her on Saturday...
KDENISE977
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DEEKAYPEE8569
Well-Known Member
We already know you're in trouble. Get the shotgun out and stand by the door when the boys show up.
Better yet, be "cleaning it" when the boys start comin' around. Answer the door holding it by the barrel; 'Yeah? Whut YOU want?'
OR
Have a pistol out, on a TV tray; be "cleaing it"; when the boys walk into the living room. Rack the slide when they walk in.
It's really funnier in my head.
KDENISE977
New Member
DEEKAYPEE8569 said:Better yet, be "cleaning it" when the boys start comin' around. Answer the door holding it by the barrel; 'Yeah? Whut YOU want?'
OR
Have a pistol out, on a TV tray; be "cleaing it"; when the boys walk into the living room. Rack the slide when they walk in.
It's really funnier in my head.
Ever seen that scene from"bad boys". Same/same
withrespect
:wr:
Congratulations!!! Bubba pooped in the potty ONE TIME at daycare and now he grabs himself every time he goes. 
if only he could do it beforehand. SUPER Excited for monster!!!
somdfunguy
not impressed
Better yet, be "cleaning it" when the boys start comin' around. Answer the door holding it by the barrel; 'Yeah? Whut YOU want?'
OR
Have a pistol out, on a TV tray; be "cleaing it"; when the boys walk into the living room. Rack the slide when they walk in.
It's really funnier in my head.
Classic Pee, classic
DEEKAYPEE8569
Well-Known Member
Yup.
Pushrod
Patriot
He's a boy so you have....2 years before he's ready.
2 years old? My boy is 26 months old and shys away from sitting on the potty like it is going to snap closed on his junk. We need to find diapers that lets him feel when he's wet and not keep him all dry and comfortable when he pees in them.
DEEKAYPEE8569
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KDENISE977
New Member
Pushrod said:
My husband has decided to try and show my son how to pee in the poddy like standing up and Chase just looks at him like he's on crack But he loves having his diaper off and grabbing his junk so I'm hoping when the time comes and he is starting to learn that will help. Grab your junk if you gotta "go"
pelers
Active Member
Let me know how that goes... I can't even imagine my son getting anywhere near hitting that little training potty. Maybe one of my giant kitty litter boxes?
libertytyranny
Dream Stealer
Take him outside with the potty and let him be naked. Worked for a few of my friends with stubborn boys
KDENISE977
New Member
pelers said:
Well. We've got 4 months before McChaser moves to his new room in daycare where most of the babies are working or already poddy trained. LOL. I can't even get him to keep shoes on and they are talking about a poddy. ?!?!?! NOT READY.
somdfunguy
not impressed
If I had a boy I would have to a urinal installed. Heck I should just get one installed anyways.
MMDad
Lem Putt
Awww, they never outgrow that...
Not until we have someone to take over the job.
withrespect
:wr:
MMDad
Lem Putt
No kidding!
Don't blink. Mine just turned 13!
Mine too. And I can no longer call her my baby girl. :sad:
withrespect
:wr:
Im almost 27 and my dad still refers to me as his baby girl. :shrug:
KDENISE977
New Member
libertytyranny said:Take him outside with the potty and let him be naked. Worked for a few of my friends with stubborn boys
This is actually a great idea. We live down 1/2 mile private drive and have no neighbors !!!