My truck was vandalized

[dustin]

has anyone every played the ole "skewer roadkill through the butt on your buddies antenna" pratical joke?

 

[jazz lady]

has anyone every played the ole "skewer roadkill through the butt on your buddies antenna" pratical joke?

Uh, NO.

 

[dustin]

Uh, NO.

you're missing out lemme tell ya

 

[Pete]

has anyone every played the ole "skewer roadkill through the butt on your buddies antenna" pratical joke?

deer?

 

[itsbob]

So, did you make it out of Oregon yet?

I'm home.. The lady at the ticket counter last night deserves a medal..

She told me at first.. you aren't getting out of here anytime before the 24th, and another of our fellow travellers was told the 27th.

United actually put another plane into the mix for us, and got 300 of us out of Oregon that would have been stuck there over Christmas, and this counter agent talked to enough people to FIND this plane for us and reserve our seats. She could have easily just told us sorry about your luck, see you on the 24th. Instead she got us out of Oregon 3 hours earlier then planned, and we are home for Christmas!!

 

[BS Gal]

has anyone every played the ole "skewer roadkill through the butt on your buddies antenna" pratical joke?

 

[jazz lady]

you're missing out lemme tell ya

No, I really don't think I am.

 

[jazz lady]

I'm home.. The lady at the ticket counter last night deserves a medal..

She told me at first.. you aren't getting out of here anytime before the 24th, and another of our fellow travellers was told the 27th.

United actually put another plane into the mix for us, and got 300 of us out of Oregon that would have been stuck there over Christmas, and this counter agent talked to enough people to FIND this plane for us and reserve our seats. She could have easily just told us sorry about your luck, see you on the 24th. Instead she got us out of Oregon 3 hours earlier then planned, and we are home for Christmas!!

Wow, that is wonderful! I hope you got her name so you can give he kudos where it's well deserved.

But that also means you were in the area at the time of the alleged drive-by stickering.

 

[BS Gal]

Wow, that is wonderful! I hope you got her name so you can give he kudos where it's well deserved.

But that also means you were in the area at the time of the alleged drive-by stickering.

I believe he could've done the stickering on his way home from the airport.

 

[jazz lady]

I believe he could've done the stickering on his way home from the airport.

Exactly. The plot thickens.

 

[julz20684]

I have it on good authority it was little green Petezaa elves

 

[dustin]

deer?

too heavy... will result in antenna breakage

recommend small mammals like racoons or possum

bonus points for using a CB antenna

 

[jazz lady]

I have it on good authority it was little green Petezaa elves

No, we...er...THEY weren't in green. More like red. BLOOD red.

 

[julz20684]

No, we...er...THEY weren't in green. More like red. BLOOD red.

No rasPberry

 

[jazz lady]

No rasPberry

No doubt.

 

[Pete]

I think I will buy a new truck today.

 

[BadGirl]

I think I will buy a new truck today.

Can I have your old one?

 

[Pete]

Can I have your old one?

Define "have"

 

[morganj614]

Define "have"

define his "old one"

 

[BadGirl]

Define "have"

Keep. As in to have in my possession until I tire of it, or until I have to wash and wax it. Whichever comes first.