My wife is out of town..............

[limblips]

for a few days. Anybody want to come over and sit on the other end of the couch and ignore me?

 

[vraiblonde]

How much does this job pay?

 

[GWguy]

Sure. Mind if I take my shirt off and pick my belly button?

 

[ArkRescue]

You any good at farm chores? We could barter .... if you do a good job on the farm chores I'll throw in some nagging for free.

 

[vraiblonde]

Sure. Mind if I take my shirt off and pick my belly button?

He wants a wife sub, not a husband.

 

[GWguy]

He wants a wife sub, not a husband.

:shrug: He didn't specify. I figured the negative mental image would make him re-think his options.

 

[desertrat]

:shrug: He didn't specify. I figured the negative mental image would make him re-think his options.

I could loan him a cat that would ignore him until it was time for feeding.

 

[onebdzee]

:shrug: He didn't specify. I figured the negative mental image would make him re-think his options.

If you would of throw in a pink bathrobe, fuzzy slippers, and curlers....I would have made an offer

 

[ArkRescue]

Sure. Mind if I take my shirt off and pick my belly button?

The mental image I had of that

Is that what you do in your spare time? If so, you need to hang out with new friends who can teach you alternative ways to entertain yourself .....

 

[Gilligan]

The mental image I had of that

Is that what you do in your spare time? If so, you need to hang out with new friends who can teach you alternative ways to entertain yourself .....

.....

 

[GWguy]

The mental image I had of that

Is that what you do in your spare time? If so, you need to hang out with new friends who can teach you alternative ways to entertain yourself .....

HA! You'd have me doing farm chores. I've had my fill of mucking stalls, TYVM.

.....

Hmm.... a fully stocked shop with all the best tools.... Hmmm.....

 

[ArkRescue]

.....

You too, you need to learn alternative ways also ..... now I guess you've had your fill of farm chores too huh? How can I have time for fun if I'm always bogged down with farm chores? ....

Come on now Gilligan, I told you that once the critters are happy and have full bellies, I'd feed you too