Nation's Bernie Supporters Frantically Cobble Together Makeshift Rafts To Paddle To Utopian Cuba

[Kyle]

U.S.—After Bernie Sanders praised elements of Cuba's totalitarian regime, the presidential candidate's loyal supporters scrambled to cobble together makeshift rafts so they could paddle over to Cuba to experience the Communist island's renowned literacy programs, medical care, and other social services.

Desperate refugees clung to anything that would float as they attempted to sail across the Gulf and get to the idyllic paradise of Cuba.

Nation's Bernie Supporters Frantically Cobble Together Makeshift Rafts To Paddle To Utopian Cuba

U.S.—After Bernie Sanders praised elements of Cuba's totalitarian regime, the presidential candidate's loyal supporters scrambled to cobble together makeshift rafts so they could paddle over to Cuba to experience the Communist island's renowned literacy programs, medical care, and other social...

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[Hijinx]

Don't we wish this were true?

 

[gemma_rae]

While there, infants will smoke cigars instead of sucking on the milkless teets of Cuban cows. The full advantages of Communism have yet to be realized!

 

[GregV814]

I would go there for the 1950’s chevys and fords but the motors are now surplus Russian cement truck Diesel engines...

 

[SamSpade]

Heard a Democrat pundit say that that remark lost him Florida.