Looks nice, but people are so weird and rude there!
So there I am, sitting in my car minding my own business . Then I see some nice kids waking by, and remember that I have a half full bag of candy somewhere in the trunk. But I’m too lazy to look for it. So I tell the kids that I’ll pop the trunk, and they can look for the candy and it’s theirs — but it might be deep in there, so they will have to climb in. And there might be a Barbie I there, also theirs if they find it.
Next thing you know, their parents are banging on my windows, yelling. Sheriff comes over and starts harassing me.
Yeesh, people nowadays are so aggressive about their kids not eating sugar and playing with gender-specific toys, and are so rude about it!