Never Again, Ehesef!!!

nomoney

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if you put the really big crap on her windshield her first instinct will be to use the windshield wipers; but then it will get all smeared and all clumped up on her wipers; so she'll have to clean it all off by hand :really:
 
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jwwb2000

pretty black roses
nomoney said:
if you put the really big crap on her windshield her first instinct will be to use the windshield wipers; but then it will get all smeared and all clumped up on her wipers; so she'll have to clean it all off my hand :really:

EEWWW...I hope you don't have to use YOUR hand to clean off her wiperblades....
 

cattitude

My Sweetest Boy
nomoney said:
if you put the really big crap on her windshield her first instinct will be to use the windshield wipers; but then it will get all smeared and all clumped up on her wipers; so she'll have to clean it all off my hand :really:

Why would she clean it off your hand? :confused:
 

Jameo

What?!
Kizzy said:
Oh yeah! Slide that bad boy up into the wrapper, paste the end. Here Ehesef, wanna snack.

I'll feed them a few peanuts the night before :yay: Make'em look real. :lmao: :twitch:
 
Jameo said:
:huggy: It's ok WH!! Your little dust balls fur will grow back before you know it!
Well luckily the marker is washable (if she was gonna do it at least be smart enough to use permanent) but know I have a dog thats as bald as eagle. :duh:

Ehesef's azz is so gonna get it...:mad:
 
nomoney said:
if you put the really big crap on her windshield her first instinct will be to use the windshield wipers; but then it will get all smeared and all clumped up on her wipers; so she'll have to clean it all off by hand :really:
I was thinking to somehow drop it in the vents in the car so she can always smell how she acts :shiatty:
 

Jameo

What?!
workin hard said:
Well luckily the marker is washable (if she was gonna do it at least be smart enough to use permanent) but know I have a dog thats as bald as eagle. :duh:

Ehesef's azz is so gonna get it...:mad:

You could always put sugar in her gas tank! :jet: She would never mess with your little pup again.
 

rack'm

Jaded
Jameo said:
You could always put sugar in her gas tank! :jet: She would never mess with your little pup again.


NOTHING says, "you B!tch" like an open can of sardines under her seat! :wink:
 

BS Gal

Voted Nicest in 08
workin hard said:
Yup :bawl: And thats not even the worst....

I went home at lunch because Ehesef dropped her off this morning after pup sitting for me last night and I come in to find a bald dog that is covered is magic marker made up to look like a bumble bee..........:bawl:
I don't care what you say. That's just plain funny.... Sorry.
 
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Kizzy

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workin hard said:
:yeahthat:

Plus a bumper sticker on the back that says " I honk for hermaphrodites"

And a note that says "I still love you but you really pissed me off" taped to a homemade Snicker bar.
 

BS Gal

Voted Nicest in 08
Duct tape a raw chicken breast to the underside of the driver's seat. After a few days......
 
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