well, the folks in charge decided that baseball games took too long...so, the zippity dooo dahhh made rules to make the games faster and more action.
Yayyyyyy...
Well, 3-3 1/2 hours for an American football game is tooo long and have tooo many numbers, like..
So, what if the field was like, 30 yards long.... No "side show antics" like dancing and profiling and styling if super star scores a touchdown. Women and gaymen shall be referees only. No video reviews. Dammit if a woman or gayman said it happened, IT HAPPENED!!! pLAYERS will WEAR bIRKENSTOCKS AND RAINBOW KNEE SOCKS. (I forgot to undo the CapsLock)... waddya think? No halftime show, in fact, no halftime.
Knoodle that around.
Yayyyyyy...
Well, 3-3 1/2 hours for an American football game is tooo long and have tooo many numbers, like..
So, what if the field was like, 30 yards long.... No "side show antics" like dancing and profiling and styling if super star scores a touchdown. Women and gaymen shall be referees only. No video reviews. Dammit if a woman or gayman said it happened, IT HAPPENED!!! pLAYERS will WEAR bIRKENSTOCKS AND RAINBOW KNEE SOCKS. (I forgot to undo the CapsLock)... waddya think? No halftime show, in fact, no halftime.
Knoodle that around.