New Dad

[Toxick]

2. Never admit there's a changing station in the men's room

I have to challenge this one:



Smilingly change wet diapers as often as possible.


Those are easy, plus this way - when there's a big stinky, you can send the boy over to mom - and you can legitimately react with righteous indignation if she complains and say "Hey - I change diapers ALL the time, Mrs. Lazybones!!"