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My husband, Chief Smakaho, wears his uniform when he disciplines me. 
Bustem' Down
Give Peas a Chance
Damn, can't wait till I make Chief! 
itsbob
I bowl overhand
Just a quick question..
In the navy "chief" is E-6?? And this is considered the BIG step, or seperation from the lesser being that dwell on this earth?
Army it's E-7/SFC, though have to admit LOVED going on to the local Navy Base (Kittery, and Brunswick NAS) Navy treats E-7's like gods.. Never had to wait to get my haircut, no lines.. etc...
But the BEST thing I liked about the Navy, I always had the gym almost to myself..
In the navy "chief" is E-6?? And this is considered the BIG step, or seperation from the lesser being that dwell on this earth?
Army it's E-7/SFC, though have to admit LOVED going on to the local Navy Base (Kittery, and Brunswick NAS) Navy treats E-7's like gods.. Never had to wait to get my haircut, no lines.. etc...
But the BEST thing I liked about the Navy, I always had the gym almost to myself..
( But don't call him that)
Thought this would go well in this thread.
Subject: Military Gold Phone
A man decided to write a book about famous churches around the military.
He bought a plane ticket to Camp Lejeune, thinking he would start by
working his way across the USA from south to north.
On his first day he was inside the Base Chapel taking photographs when
he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall above a sign that read
"$10,000 per call." The man, being intrigued, asked a Marine who was
strolling by what the telephone was used for. The Marine replied that it
was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.
The man
thanked the Marine and went on his way.
Next, he stopped at Andrews Air Force Base in Washington, DC. There, at
a very large Chapel, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign
under it. He asked a nearby Airman what this phone's purpose was. She
told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he
could talk to God. "O.K., thank you," said the man, and left.
He then traveled to Ft. Leonard Wood, MO, Wright Patterson AFB, OH,
Annapolis, MD, and Parris Island, SC. In every chapel he saw the same
golden telephone with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it.
Upon leaving Parris Island, he decided to travel to a Navy ship to see
if he would find the same phone. He arrived onboard and while waiting
to visit the ships chapel, he was invited into the Chief's Mess. There
as the same golden telephone. This time, however, the sign under it read
"40 cents per call." The man was surprised.
Just then, a Chief walked in and he asked about the sign.
"Sailor, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden
telephone in many chapels on many different military installations. I'm
told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the Marine Corps, the
Army, the Air Force, and even other parts of the Navy, the price was
$10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"
The Chief smiled and answered, "You're in the Chiefs Mess now son, it's
a local call."
Subject: Military Gold Phone
A man decided to write a book about famous churches around the military.
He bought a plane ticket to Camp Lejeune, thinking he would start by
working his way across the USA from south to north.
On his first day he was inside the Base Chapel taking photographs when
he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall above a sign that read
"$10,000 per call." The man, being intrigued, asked a Marine who was
strolling by what the telephone was used for. The Marine replied that it
was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.
The man
thanked the Marine and went on his way.
Next, he stopped at Andrews Air Force Base in Washington, DC. There, at
a very large Chapel, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign
under it. He asked a nearby Airman what this phone's purpose was. She
told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he
could talk to God. "O.K., thank you," said the man, and left.
He then traveled to Ft. Leonard Wood, MO, Wright Patterson AFB, OH,
Annapolis, MD, and Parris Island, SC. In every chapel he saw the same
golden telephone with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it.
Upon leaving Parris Island, he decided to travel to a Navy ship to see
if he would find the same phone. He arrived onboard and while waiting
to visit the ships chapel, he was invited into the Chief's Mess. There
as the same golden telephone. This time, however, the sign under it read
"40 cents per call." The man was surprised.
Just then, a Chief walked in and he asked about the sign.
"Sailor, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden
telephone in many chapels on many different military installations. I'm
told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the Marine Corps, the
Army, the Air Force, and even other parts of the Navy, the price was
$10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"
The Chief smiled and answered, "You're in the Chiefs Mess now son, it's
a local call."
Leftrudder
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1986, NAS Brunswick Maine.