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kwillia

kwillia

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Mikeinsmd said:
:killingme ..... Now what hip hop songs do you know that use proper grammar?? :killingme
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You are kidding right...:shocking:

Hmmmmm... hmmmmm... hmmmmm!!!

{Ready pop?}
{Yep.}
{Ready son?}
{Mmm hmm!}
{Let's go.}
{Let's go!}
{One, two...}

Lolly Lolly Lolly, get your adverbs here!
Lolly Lolly Lolly, got some adverbs here!
Come on down to Lolly's, get the adverbs here!
You're going to need
If you write or read
Or even think about it.

Lolly Lolly Lolly, get your adverbs here!
Got a lot of Lolly, jolly adverbs here!
Anything you need
And we can make it absolutely clear!
 
RoseRed

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
kwillia said:
You are kidding right...:shocking:

Hmmmmm... hmmmmm... hmmmmm!!!

{Ready pop?}
{Yep.}
{Ready son?}
{Mmm hmm!}
{Let's go.}
{Let's go!}
{One, two...}

Lolly Lolly Lolly, get your adverbs here!
Lolly Lolly Lolly, got some adverbs here!
Come on down to Lolly's, get the adverbs here!
You're going to need
If you write or read
Or even think about it.

Lolly Lolly Lolly, get your adverbs here!
Got a lot of Lolly, jolly adverbs here!
Anything you need
And we can make it absolutely clear!
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:killingme :roflmao: :killingme
 
Mikeinsmd

Mikeinsmd

New Member
kwillia said:
You are kidding right...:shocking:

Hmmmmm... hmmmmm... hmmmmm!!!
{Ready pop?}
{Yep.}
{Ready son?}
{Mmm hmm!}
{Let's go.}
{Let's go!}
{One, two...}
Lolly Lolly Lolly, get your adverbs here!
Lolly Lolly Lolly, got some adverbs here!
Come on down to Lolly's, get the adverbs here!
You're going to need
If you write or read
Or even think about it.
Lolly Lolly Lolly, get your adverbs here!
Got a lot of Lolly, jolly adverbs here!
Anything you need
And we can make it absolutely clear!
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Pete

Pete

Repete
:cool:

Don’t be bustin Ot’s timely interjection
His humor hit fast like a rapid brain infection
You coo at his pic’s and his post deletin’ ways
His file of crazy pics goes on for dayz and dayz

Ot ta………Ot ta

Ot’s a wise ole brotha, aged like a fine chedda
Keep him in Miller Lite and he’ll do ya one betta
He’s one sick ass ryhmer and post-man extrodinare
He is a rappin aquatic mammal get yo damn hands in the air

Ot ta……..Ot ta

Now don’t go thinking he’s just a swimming rat
I am here to tella the brotha is some kinda phat
He’s cool and he slick, and he drinks his Lite from the bottle
When he cruises is Bling stang his foot stay on the throttle

Ot ta………Ot ta

Ot’s so cool he’s got ice wata in his veins
John Wayne got off da horse and handed Ot the reigns
Ot’s got jack and he keeps it kinda loose
Dat’s how he afford keeping Catt in the Goose

Ot ta………Ot ta

If you go to Jethros for a cake or a rib
Just be aware you hangin in The Ot ta’s crib
If you get bold and cold just don’t be a fool
Keep yo big ass off The Ot ta’s favorite bar stool

Ot ta………Ot ta

Word

Copyright Pete-diddy 2005 Owned by :killingme productions
 
H

HollowSoul

Guest
Pete said:
:cool:

Don’t be bustin Ot’s timely interjection
His humor hit fast like a rapid brain infection
You coo at his pic’s and his post deletin’ ways
His file of crazy pics goes on for dayz and dayz

Ot ta………Ot ta

Ot’s a wise ole brotha, aged like a fine chedda
Keep him in Miller Lite and he’ll do ya one betta
He’s one sick ass ryhmer and post-man extrodinare
He is a rappin aquatic mammal get yo damn hands in the air

Ot ta……..Ot ta

Now don’t go thinking he’s just a swimming rat
I am here to tella the brotha is some kinda phat
He’s cool and he slick, and he drinks his Lite from the bottle
When he cruises is Bling stang his foot stay on the throttle

Ot ta………Ot ta

Ot’s so cool he’s got ice wata in his veins
John Wayne got off da horse and handed Ot the reigns
Ot’s got jack and he keeps it kinda loose
Dat’s how he afford keeping Catt in the Goose

Ot ta………Ot ta

If you go to Jethros for a cake or a rib
Just be aware you hangin in The Ot ta’s crib
If you get bold and cold just don’t be a fool
Keep yo big ass off The Ot ta’s favorite bar stool

Ot ta………Ot ta

Word

Copyright Pete-diddy 2005 Owned by :killingme productions
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:lol: i had no idea you were so talented
 
Pete

Pete

Repete
:cool:

Essssssssss Ohhhhhhhh

Esssssssssss Ohhhhhhhh

Esssssssssssss Ohhhhhhhh Emmmmmmmmmm Deeeeee

BUST IT DOWN DOG

Dis is the cyber crib known around da hood
Posters spill their gutz then claim to be misunderstood
Welcome to the dungeon of right wing ire
Spew like a liberal get run over by her tire

Deeeeeee Jayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Sista Gude is the head biatch of her slice of cyber land
Mouth off too much and meet the back o her hand
Blonde and hot, smart and phat
Show your DU card and get your free tin foil hat

Sistaaaaaaaaa Sistaaaaaaaaa Gude tin-foil hat

Some come to hook up some come to make trouble
Get a little too full of your own rap she’ll happily bust your bubble
Know what you say, stay off her hook
If you bust off as insane you’ll end up in her book

Chapta 8......CRAZY BIATCHES! Bebe DADDY!

Check yo feeling at the door, don’t shed a tear
Whine to the hand cause it’s the only thing that’l hear
Flame at will and don’t forget to duck
If you wanna see the rest of the war It’ll cost you 20 bucks

twenty dollaaaaaaa make you hollaaaaaaaa Premo

Some have to go to the circus for a freak show
If this place goes freak free for 15 minutes hell will get 2 feet of snow
8AM she lay a boot to the server cause its slow and hectic
Her kingdom she oversees from her throne up in Fredrick

PM……..PM……Karma

Drama moma’s goofballs and liberals all beware
The only difference tween DJ and Coulter is the length of the hair
Stunnin and smart not an ounce of drama
She’s the kinda chic I was spose to take home to meet my moma

Damn youuuu Larry Gudeeeeeeeeeeeee


Word……:peace:
 
Pete

Pete

Repete
:cool:

A real life hombre just like Yosemite Sam
But he has a weak spot for a plate of stuffed ham
Smart like an owl, crazy like a fox
Run your gab too much and he is ready to box

To Da Lake…….To Da Lake……..

The brotha knows da laws right, down to huntin season
He’s our very own forum version of a ugly Perry Mason
KK is slick and he makes some laides swoon
All he has to do is pic up da phone and OK da sonic boom

Sonic BOOOOOOM Sonic BOOOM

He will bust yo ass with endless facts and stats
Argue at yo own risk cause the old brotha knows he’s phat
KK has a column where he will always tell ya sumpin
But that’s all breeze for the Earl of southern Compton

He da MAN……..To da Lake………….

He waits and he watches waiting for someone to sniffle
Then he pounds on the keyboard and halts the endless drivel
A mean old dude who thinks he’s ruff and tuff
But everyone who knows him in real life knows he’s just a powder puff

Powder Pufff……….powder Pufffff


Word :peace:
 
Pete

Pete

Repete
:cool:

Sweet and neat very petite
A hot little blondie with a fine ass seat
Takes no guff from behind the wheel
Piss her off in her ride she’ll give you da mommy speel

Step off…. Woof…. Woof…. Stupid kid…. Step off…..

From sunny Cali shes sure got the look
But to reach the desk she gotta sit on the Telephone book
Short shapely legs skin smooth as glass
Those legs go up and make a damn fine **cough**……..

Stand up…. Woof…. Woof…. Woof…. stand up……

Cute as a bug with long blonde hair
But don’t grab her ass or you get the piercing dark stare
Cultured and smart she is so damn classy
All that charm mounted on a fine ass chassis


Check it out…woof ….woof….woof Check it out

Now all these props about anyone could be said
But in my rap I’m talking bout our own Rosered
If she grins that grin you are a lucky fella
Now if I just could avert my gaze from Hellen and Kella

Check em out…woof…woof…check em out


Word :peace:
 
Pete

Pete

Repete
New release

:cool:

He came on the scene as the bro with da flowin hair
He had a little swagga and boyish flair
All da chics got giggly, silly and and actin a clutz
Too damn bad he likes his coffee with a hint of hazelnuts

Hazelnuuuuut………. yo biatch I said no foam on dat latte...poofy coffee


Got a springer, Jeep and big ass truck but that aint no factor
The chics would still drool if he rode up on a lawn tractor
The man puts in a ass load of hours so he can’t be lazy
Cause he has to pay da vet bill for da disposal named Daisy

Tooo da VET ….Damn whada eat now, Too da VET

PT is da man whose attention they are all a vyin
Just ask the tooty fruity bagger man at the local Food Lion
Quick and funny his smack gets some fiz
Dat changes when he gets home cause Daisy ate 5 cans of cheez wiz


Too da VET…….nacho cheezzzzzzzzzzz……. Tooo da VET


He’s one cool ass brotha prolly da best on da block
He’d prolly still be cool if he didn look jus like Kid Rock
He’s cool and he’s bad.. a presence on da floor
Especially when he wears the suit of the Pink Torreodorre

Olay my brotha……Sack my groceries………To da VET

:peace:
 
kwillia

kwillia

n/a
Pete said:
You cannot rush creativity :sad: When I write yours it will be worth the wait. :yay: I am just waiting for inspiration.
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Give up, Pete... she's not gonna let you grab her arse again...:rolleyes:
 
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