New mommies

itsbob said:
SIngle Mommys and Nymphomaniacs Anonymous meet at my house 2nd Wednesday of the month at my house..
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake,
happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously, but it
was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a
little louder, but still no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at
the top of her voice "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away -----"We're down
here!"
 

itsbob

I bowl overhand
sockgirl77 said:
Thank you for being helpful. I'll try it.

HELPFUL?? SOmeone in here was actualy BEING helpful?? OHHH the humanity.. BAN him I say.. Ban him for life..
 

Chasey_Lane

Salt Life
kwillia said:
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake,
happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously, but it
was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a
little louder, but still no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at
the top of her voice "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away -----"We're down
here!"
:lmao: :lmao: :yay:
 

itsbob

I bowl overhand
kwillia said:
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake,
happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously, but it
was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a
little louder, but still no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at
the top of her voice "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away -----"We're down
here!"

:lmao: :lmao: They got me this far through life.. why move them around now and ruin my system??
 

janey83

Twenty Something
:nono: you guys are so mean, sockgirl is asking for suggestions and all you can do is pull out the cheap jokes.....I know that's common around here, but cut her a break.
 

sockgirl77

Well-Known Member
janey83 said:
:nono: you guys are so mean, sockgirl is asking for suggestions and all you can do is pull out the cheap jokes.....I know that's common around here, but cut her a break.
thanks so much
 

sockgirl77

Well-Known Member
JabbaJawz said:
I have 2 kids (one is 3 1/2 mos.) and my bar days are FAR from over! :banana: :diva:
i guess that i've already had my bar days. i grew out of them. i prefer the quiet life now. i can still have fun, just not at bars.
 

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
JabbaJawz said:
I have 2 kids (one is 3 1/2 mos.) and my bar days are FAR from over! :banana: :diva:
Robin Williams: "When you have a kid you have to clean up your act. You can't wander in the nursery drunk and say, 'Here's a switch--Daddy's gonna throw up on you.' "
 

JabbaJawz

Be about it
Tonio said:
Robin Williams: "When you have a kid you have to clean up your act. You can't wander in the nursery drunk and say, 'Here's a switch--Daddy's gonna throw up on you.' "

:lmao: No chance of that at our house. The baby barfs ALLLL the time, and Daddy could never even try to compete.
 

sockgirl77

Well-Known Member
JabbaJawz said:
I have 2 kids (one is 3 1/2 mos.) and my bar days are FAR from over! :banana: :diva:
I could not imagine coming home to my 3 months old drunk. Who would hold him? Certainly not me. There are certain things that I chose to give up when I had him. Fun was not one of them but partying was. I'd rather have him in my life than a bar any day. :angel:
 

JabbaJawz

Be about it
sockgirl77 said:
I could not imagine coming home to my 3 months old drunk. Who would hold him? Certainly not me. There are certain things that I chose to give up when I had him. Fun was not one of them but partying was. I'd rather have him in my life than a bar any day. :angel:

Who said I come home drunk? I see not a single thing wrong with going out and having a good time. Oh, and I have a husband that takes care of the kids on my nights out, and I do the same on his nights out. :peace:
 
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