New 'Super Viagra' Rub-On Cream

[Dye Tied]

I'd imagine it would vary depending on location of insertion.

Oh, the visuals!

 

[ImnoMensa]

I can see Rachel Maddow or Babs Mikulski making lollipops of this stuff to get ready for a stiff night.

 

[Bay_Kat]

I'd imagine it would vary depending on location of insertion.

That just reminded me of two dogs I saw one time that were "stuck".
Better have a bucket of ice water handy.

 

[Bay_Kat]

I got a viagra stuck in my throat once. Gave me a stiff neck.

This reminded me of a joke I got the other day.

A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.

"Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!" he exclaimed.

The old man looked off in the distance without answering.

"Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again.

The old man slowly looked at him and said, "Well....last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck.
This is your grandma's idea.''

 

[toppick08]

This reminded me of a joke I got the other day.

A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.

"Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!" he exclaimed.

The old man looked off in the distance without answering.

"Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again.

The old man slowly looked at him and said, "Well....last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck.
This is your grandma's idea.''

 

[itsbob]

Are they sure this wasn't invented like 30 years ago??

I think we have some at the house..

Rub it on, INSTANT results, no 30 -60 minute wait time..

 

[BuddyLee]

I already have big hands. How am I supposed to rub it in without increasing the size of my hands?

 

[BOP]

These forums have really gone down hill fast.

 

[Pushrod]

Scientist Developing New 'Super Viagra' Rub-On Cream - Men's Health - FOXNews.com



What I want to know is - who put it on the rats?

Maybe the same lady that sniffs mens underarms to test underarm deoderants?

 

[TurboK9]

OK wait... the idea is to eliminate the wait time... But if you 'rub one out' while you are rubbing it on, you still have to wait 20-30 minutes before 'getting it on'.

So really, what's the point?

 

[czygvtwkr]

Rub on penis vigorously, hell you can rub anything vigorously on your johnson and it will probably make it hard.

 

[chernmax]

What I want to know is where you have to put the cream...can it be anywhere. I would love to slather some on as had lotion then go shake every male hand in my office... haha nice to meet you...oh I see the pleasure is all yours.

What if they accidentally touch there tongue and cannot close their mouth for at least 4 hours???

 

[SoMDGirl42]

Not so funny now, is it??

 

[GWguy]

Not so funny now, is it??