New US Government Seal

mizteresa1965

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Speaker of the House Elect Nancy Pelosi today announced that the Democrats will change the nation's emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the new government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

:whistle:
 

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Pixelated
Speaker of the House Elect Nancy Pelosi today announced that the Democrats will change the nation's emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the new government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

:whistle:

Is that why they keep RUBBER stamping everything? :lmao:
 
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