New with cats

Roman

Active Member
I have long hair. My cat kneads so well that if I don't put my hair up at night, she makes some big dreads!
 

b23hqb

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PREMO Member
Mine are pretty useful in keeping down the rodent population. :shrug:

OK. Not completely worthless. There are a few realistic exceptions, I suppose, as long as they do the natural predator thing.:pete:
 
Yeah, like bringing in fleas, or having every neighbor's cat in your yard howling unmercifully at each other at ungodly hours of the night, or spraying all over your yard so it stinks, and so on.


Yes, cats are useless.
 

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
Yeah, like bringing in fleas, or having every neighbor's cat in your yard howling unmercifully at each other at ungodly hours of the night, or spraying all over your yard so it stinks, and so on.

Yes, cats are useless.

:mad:
 

The ex insisted on having cats. SO glad they are gone. I hated waking up to a cat gacking over me while hacking up a furball when I'm sleeping. Or finding hairballs years later in the most unlikely places. Or vacuuming up enough hair every day to create a new cat.

I have no use for them.
 

b23hqb

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Yeah, like bringing in fleas, or having every neighbor's cat in your yard howling unmercifully at each other at ungodly hours of the night, or spraying all over your yard so it stinks, and so on.


Yes, cats are useless.

:lmao:

To name just a few examples. I am just amazed at how many cat peeps allow their precious furballs to climb up on them, nuzzle their face, pat those cute little paws all over their human slave's body and face, while the cat is just laughing, knowing full well they just used the litter box and scooped all of into a big clump of nasty smelling cat piss and crap with their paws - and then licked them before kissing their human......
 
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Jeter3000

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I vacuum daily, saving all the cat hair from the canister. Bought a loom and knitting sweaters for everyone as Christmas gifts. See? They're good for something.
 

b23hqb

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I vacuum daily, saving all the cat hair from the canister. Bought a loom and knitting sweaters for everyone as Christmas gifts. See? They're good for something.

And I bet the recipients wear them daily! Do they purr and knead their hands all over you, get urges to climb you curtains, jump up on the table as you and your guests are eating??:lmao:
 

Taz

Member
There is a sure-fire way to solve this problem...first of all, do you have a plunger?
 

b23hqb

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Wouldn't that clog up the drain field on a septic?

Not really - microbes are extremely powerful. I have always believed that newborn kittens should live as long as it takes to flush them....that is mean, I know, but realistic. My sisters would beat the crap out of me if they read this.....
 

mamatutu

mama to two
Not really - microbes are extremely powerful. I have always believed that newborn kittens should live as long as it takes to flush them....that is mean, I know, but realistic. My sisters would beat the crap out of me if they read this.....

Bustem' was asking for advice about his new kitty waking him up in the wee hours of the morning, and you are talking about flushing cats down the toilet. I agree with your sisters!
 

b23hqb

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Bustem' was asking for advice about his new kitty waking him up in the wee hours of the morning, and you are talking about flushing cats down the toilet. I agree with your sisters!

Nah - if they are alive and weaned, toss them out, let them fend for themselves.They are cats, right? Predators at the top of the land based felines? Smart, able, and, cats? Unlike humans?
 

mamatutu

mama to two
Nah - if they are alive and weaned, toss them out, let them fend for themselves.They are cats, right? Predators at the top of the land based felines? Smart, able, and, cats? Unlike humans?

I have always had indoor cats, so I can't follow your reasoning. As far as the stray and feral cats I have tried to help, I have seen some very sad situations; starving, wounded and scarred, scared of everything, and not willing to become friends with humans. The cat population is always overwhelming. Why add to it? Domestic cats don't really do well on the outside, as a rule, imo.

I have had 4 cats over my lifetime; Kitty (21), Gray C (16), Tommy and Sox (14). The first when I was ten, and I will be 60 soon, so 50 years of cats. They lived a long time, but I got a new kitten not long after they passed in honor of how much I loved the last one. I still have Tom and Sox.
 
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Radiant1

Soul Probe
Not really - microbes are extremely powerful. I have always believed that newborn kittens should live as long as it takes to flush them....that is mean, I know, but realistic. My sisters would beat the crap out of me if they read this.....

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