it figures that girls with TWO eyes get all the action...
we are a picky crowd here. sorry... 
but if you wear an eye patch where your 2nd eye WOULD be (unless you're a cyclops and it's in the middle...) then that'll pass off for 2/3 of the guys around here.
Well, he doesn't share his beer, and picks fights so...
Our wear a lowcut shirt so nobody looks at your eyes.
you mean "eye" right? yeah but would you share YOUR beer with her? That's so nice of you to offer to share her beer.I said I'd share your beer with you. And he started it!!
As long as she can shotgun or hit the beer bong with me I'll share.yeah but would you share YOUR beer with her? That's so nice of you to offer to share her beer.
You like the way I offered to share her beer. That was pretty slick wasn't it.
(i'm not lettin u share my beer!)
Eww....TMI
I dont wanna put the moves on your woman.
That all you. Did you forget to untie her again this morning?
So I guess 6 toes is out too?
(they're not webbed)
new to the forums but I have been a fan of somd.com from day one...
wheres the best place to hang out in these forums?
... oh yeah, and who are the creepy scary people I need to be wary of?....
tee hee
So I guess 6 toes is out too?
(they're not webbed)
