Qurious
Im On 1.
Nice guys think women are a 'special species' from another planet. Nice guys suffocate their girlfriends, expecting them to be their lovers, mother, sister, princess, china doll, and the Goddess who brings up the sun in their mornings. They also expect their girlfriends to be their best buddy, because 'real' guys won't have anything to do with the geeks!
Nice guys sit there entranced by their girlfriends as the girlfriend carries on the whole conversation by themselves. Nice guys haven't lived so they have nothing to add to the conversation. Nice guys bore women to death. Nice guys stare at their girlfriends in total worship awe. Women find it difficult to eat when they are being visually consumed by a staring, mindless dope.
Nice guys pretend to be 'just our friend' and then go home and fantasize about us mothering their 'nice guy' kids. Nice guys have no real life or interest of their own. They sit around and dream of getting a girlfriend to fill their empty lives. Nice guys feel so undeserving of 'awesome you' that they make you feel that you have, most assuredly, picked a real loser.
Nice guys think women are porcelain goddesses. Women don't want to have to keep living up to a surreal image.
Nice guys think that if a woman doesn't want to have anything to do with their boring, empty shell of manlihood, they're stupid bytches who would rather be with a jerk that beats them. Yep, this is every woman's dream[/sarcasm].
Nice guys are too STUPID to figure out that woman don't want to be the leader on the dance floor.
Nice guys sit there like passive puppies, waiting for their girl to make all the moves. This is because woman love to feel undesirable.
Nice guys are gentle, tender, pedal-soft lovers. Woman love this...hopefully her nice guy will wake her up to let her know that he is coming. "I'm not hurting you now, am I hon.?" Hopefully, your nice guy will eventually turn into a jerk and cheat on you (so someone else can endure his lack of lovemaking skills).
Nice guys will make you feel guilty if you spend a minute anywhere but with them.
Nice guys will buy you flowers. Then ask you all evening long if you liked them.
Nice guys are hideously insecure. Nice guys never do for you anything for the simple sake of giving. Everything they do for their girlfriends are like stock investments. The stock is up at Acceptance and Approval. Each gift he gives you, or loving gesture he shows you, is really a guaranteed down payment toward a future of him clinging to you like a drowning man to a life-saver.
Nice guys are confused about romance. They either go overboard and bring a dozen roses to a "lets go for a walk in the park" date...or...they are so unsuave and unsure of themselves that they hang around you, pretending to be your friend. Yep, I just love an unconfident, self-doubting man. Nice guys are so desperate to please that they have no identity of their own. Ask a nice guy his thoughts on anything. Guess what? He doesn't have any!
Nice guys are easily used. I just love a man I have no respect for. [/more sarcasm]
Nice guys suffer from the "Night in Shining Armor" syndrome. They pick out the sleaziest, "hard luck" cases to rescue. *snicker*
Nice guys make you their Life, their only source of happiness. Woman love this burden placed on them. [/even more sarcasm]
Nice Guys really don't like themselves. Insecurity is not sexy, it is suffocating, clinging and obsessive.
Nice guys sit there entranced by their girlfriends as the girlfriend carries on the whole conversation by themselves. Nice guys haven't lived so they have nothing to add to the conversation. Nice guys bore women to death. Nice guys stare at their girlfriends in total worship awe. Women find it difficult to eat when they are being visually consumed by a staring, mindless dope.
Nice guys pretend to be 'just our friend' and then go home and fantasize about us mothering their 'nice guy' kids. Nice guys have no real life or interest of their own. They sit around and dream of getting a girlfriend to fill their empty lives. Nice guys feel so undeserving of 'awesome you' that they make you feel that you have, most assuredly, picked a real loser.
Nice guys think women are porcelain goddesses. Women don't want to have to keep living up to a surreal image.
Nice guys think that if a woman doesn't want to have anything to do with their boring, empty shell of manlihood, they're stupid bytches who would rather be with a jerk that beats them. Yep, this is every woman's dream[/sarcasm].
Nice guys are too STUPID to figure out that woman don't want to be the leader on the dance floor.
Nice guys sit there like passive puppies, waiting for their girl to make all the moves. This is because woman love to feel undesirable.
Nice guys are gentle, tender, pedal-soft lovers. Woman love this...hopefully her nice guy will wake her up to let her know that he is coming. "I'm not hurting you now, am I hon.?" Hopefully, your nice guy will eventually turn into a jerk and cheat on you (so someone else can endure his lack of lovemaking skills).
Nice guys will make you feel guilty if you spend a minute anywhere but with them.
Nice guys will buy you flowers. Then ask you all evening long if you liked them.
Nice guys are hideously insecure. Nice guys never do for you anything for the simple sake of giving. Everything they do for their girlfriends are like stock investments. The stock is up at Acceptance and Approval. Each gift he gives you, or loving gesture he shows you, is really a guaranteed down payment toward a future of him clinging to you like a drowning man to a life-saver.
Nice guys are confused about romance. They either go overboard and bring a dozen roses to a "lets go for a walk in the park" date...or...they are so unsuave and unsure of themselves that they hang around you, pretending to be your friend. Yep, I just love an unconfident, self-doubting man. Nice guys are so desperate to please that they have no identity of their own. Ask a nice guy his thoughts on anything. Guess what? He doesn't have any!
Nice guys are easily used. I just love a man I have no respect for. [/more sarcasm]
Nice guys suffer from the "Night in Shining Armor" syndrome. They pick out the sleaziest, "hard luck" cases to rescue. *snicker*
Nice guys make you their Life, their only source of happiness. Woman love this burden placed on them. [/even more sarcasm]
Nice Guys really don't like themselves. Insecurity is not sexy, it is suffocating, clinging and obsessive.
So totally not true....
