What to do in Bermuda:
1. Take LOTS of money, because no matter what you do, you will need it.
2. Take your golf clubs. Port Royal rocks, with ocean views unmatched.
3. Spend your money - Bermuda will thank you.
4. Horseshoe Bay Beach, Gibbs Hill Lighthouse, Sandy's Parrish
5. Worlds Smallest Drawbridge (the bridge is solid, but a 22" flap opens up to allow sailboats to transit)
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Enjoy the 21 square miles of a really cool place, where my wife was born and raised, and where lots of her family still reside.