Not in St. Mary's!!

[RoseRed]

I also heard that the game warden got involved because a golfer at Wicomico was making his approach shot into the 7th green when a large Yellow bird with freakishly large orange legs flew by hissing like a spray can with a hole punched in it got in the flight path of the ball and it hit it. The golfer never having seen that type of bird before assumed it was an endangered species and it was injured called the DNR. When the game warden got there they found a scrap of orange material that CSI:Leonardtown confirmed also came from a Tiawaniese Big Bird costume and a canceled check from PFgal to a daycare provider for $240. They quickly called Dulles center and confirmed that they tracked 3 object flying erratically that disappeared off radar around Allens Fresh Run.

You are killing this afternoon!

 

[Otter]

I heard they were not using 4 wheelers, but were in fact using Jetpacks and wearing Big Bird costumes as disguises.

The only witness they had was a woman from Clements that phoned in saying she saw Big Bird fly by her house, and she was threw 10ozers at him but the cans were empty and didn't have enough carry to reach the bird. At first the cops thought she was just drunk and phoning in another alien sighting (I guess she has a history of that) but later they realized it was true because CSI:Leonardtown confirmed that yellow fuzz found in the bank was actually a feather used in the manufacture of Big Bird costumes in Tiawan, and the burn marks in the grass were the exact dimentions of a Jetpacks blast.

I heard this from a game warden's sisters husband who said not to tell so don't tell anyone I said it.

Grandma Rugg?

 

[PrchJrkr]

I also heard that the game warden got involved because a golfer at Wicomico was making his approach shot into the 7th green when a large Yellow bird with freakishly large orange legs flew by hissing like a spray can with a hole punched in it got in the flight path of the ball and it hit it. The golfer never having seen that type of bird before assumed it was an endangered species and it was injured called the DNR. When the game warden got there they found a scrap of orange material that CSI:Leonardtown confirmed also came from a Tiawaniese Big Bird costume and a canceled check from PFgal to a daycare provider for $240. They quickly called Dulles center and confirmed that they tracked 3 object flying erratically that disappeared off radar around Allens Fresh Run.

You ought to have your own talk show.

 

[nomoney]

You ought to have your own talk show.

no he oughtent.

 

[PrchJrkr]

What's the matter nomo, you need some karma?

 

[Dukesdad]

Seems hard to believe they got away. They were only a minute from the 7-11.

 

[SEABREEZE 1957]

I heard they were not using 4 wheelers, but were in fact using Jetpacks and wearing Big Bird costumes as disguises.

The only witness they had was a woman from Clements that phoned in saying she saw Big Bird fly by her house, and she was threw 10ozers at him but the cans were empty and didn't have enough carry to reach the bird. At first the cops thought she was just drunk and phoning in another alien sighting (I guess she has a history of that) but later they realized it was true because CSI:Leonardtown confirmed that yellow fuzz found in the bank was actually a feather used in the manufacture of Big Bird costumes in Tiawan, and the burn marks in the grass were the exact dimentions of a Jetpacks blast.

I heard this from a game warden's sisters husband who said not to tell so don't tell anyone I said it.

That's funny stuff!!!!!