Not-So-Hot Noodle

somd_newbie

New Member
About 4 months ago I was in town interviewing for a position and was taken to Hot Noodle in San Souci for lunch. While the food was not stellar (flavorless at best), I was impressed by the newly remodeled interior with inviting lights and new booths and tables.

Generally, I am not in the practice of going back for a second helping of bad food, especially if I have to pay for it, but a couple of my friends wanted to try out the food there. So last night we headed over there and the first thing I noticed were the extremely dirty windows in the front entrance. It may seem that I am being over-critical, however if the entrance of your restaurant looks like it has been wiped down with Crisco, you would probably agree with me.

Upon being seated, I also noticed that the table had a huge chunk of laminate missing with jagged edges on the surface that could easily cut someone. Then the waitress brought out our drinks and proceeded to spill water all over our table, prompting us to change tables. After being reseated in the adjacent booth, we found that the table not only had the same cracks on the surface, it was as unstable as a one-legged chair.

Finally we were directed to our last table which did not have as many cracks and was much more stable, but could have used a lot of wiping down. In addition, the lights located at our booth were either burned out or not turned on, and was therefore dimly lit. We settled down and decided "whatever" and proceeded to order our food.

The pre-meal soup that was brought out was barely even tepid, such that had it cooled down even the slightest it would have congealed and turned from a "soup" to a gelatin. The waitress then brought out some sides of basil, bean sprouts, and jalapeno peppers, typical for "pho" a Vietnamese noodle soup. The bean sprouts were completely wilted, defeating the entire purpose of having them in the soup at all.

Upon being served our food, my friend who ordered the "pho" did not receive a soup spoon (who serves soup in a big bowl with no soup spoon?!), so I kindly stopped our waitress from her busy cell phone text-messaging and asked for a spoon. Almost 5 minutes later when my friend was nearly done with her meal, the waitress returned with a spoon which she proceeded to, instead of handing it to my friend, placed it in her soup bowl where it naturally just sunk in and was partially immersed. My friend fished out the spoon and finished her meal.

My plate of "drunken noodles" was also nothing to be proud of, with clumps of partially uncooked noodles, little meat, and flooded with enough sauce to give Katrina a run for her money. "Nauseating noodles" would be a more proper name on the menu for that particular dish.

Needless to say, my second experience at Hot Noodle will be my last. I was greatly disappointed. Within a matter of 4 months, the furnishings have gone down the chute with cracked, wobbly furniture and non-functioning lights. The customer service was lackluster and the food was neither appealing nor appetizing. The food they serve is a disgrace to Asian dishes; people will be better off eating elsewhere. On the bright side, if you ever need some Crisco, all you have to do is go to the entrance of Hot Noodle.
 

BernieP

Resident PIA
It would seem they have changed their business model and food is not their primary interest. If you want food, good asian (Thai) food, try the little place on the corner, Thai Inter (sp). Clean, good service and very good food.
 

USNavyMike

New Member
somd_newbie said:
About 4 months ago I was in town interviewing for a position and was taken to Hot Noodle in San Souci for lunch. While the food was not stellar (flavorless at best), I was impressed by the newly remodeled interior with inviting lights and new booths and tables.

Generally, I am not in the practice of going back for a second helping of bad food, especially if I have to pay for it, but a couple of my friends wanted to try out the food there. So last night we headed over there and the first thing I noticed were the extremely dirty windows in the front entrance. It may seem that I am being over-critical, however if the entrance of your restaurant looks like it has been wiped down with Crisco, you would probably agree with me.

Upon being seated, I also noticed that the table had a huge chunk of laminate missing with jagged edges on the surface that could easily cut someone. Then the waitress brought out our drinks and proceeded to spill water all over our table, prompting us to change tables. After being reseated in the adjacent booth, we found that the table not only had the same cracks on the surface, it was as unstable as a one-legged chair.

Finally we were directed to our last table which did not have as many cracks and was much more stable, but could have used a lot of wiping down. In addition, the lights located at our booth were either burned out or not turned on, and was therefore dimly lit. We settled down and decided "whatever" and proceeded to order our food.

The pre-meal soup that was brought out was barely even tepid, such that had it cooled down even the slightest it would have congealed and turned from a "soup" to a gelatin. The waitress then brought out some sides of basil, bean sprouts, and jalapeno peppers, typical for "pho" a Vietnamese noodle soup. The bean sprouts were completely wilted, defeating the entire purpose of having them in the soup at all.

Upon being served our food, my friend who ordered the "pho" did not receive a soup spoon (who serves soup in a big bowl with no soup spoon?!), so I kindly stopped our waitress from her busy cell phone text-messaging and asked for a spoon. Almost 5 minutes later when my friend was nearly done with her meal, the waitress returned with a spoon which she proceeded to, instead of handing it to my friend, placed it in her soup bowl where it naturally just sunk in and was partially immersed. My friend fished out the spoon and finished her meal.

My plate of "drunken noodles" was also nothing to be proud of, with clumps of partially uncooked noodles, little meat, and flooded with enough sauce to give Katrina a run for her money. "Nauseating noodles" would be a more proper name on the menu for that particular dish.

Needless to say, my second experience at Hot Noodle will be my last. I was greatly disappointed. Within a matter of 4 months, the furnishings have gone down the chute with cracked, wobbly furniture and non-functioning lights. The customer service was lackluster and the food was neither appealing nor appetizing. The food they serve is a disgrace to Asian dishes; people will be better off eating elsewhere. On the bright side, if you ever need some Crisco, all you have to do is go to the entrance of Hot Noodle.


Took me only 1 time during my 30 min away from Pax for lunch. The will never see my $$ again.
 

BernieP

Resident PIA
Tinkerbell said:
I've never been there, and it looks like I'll never go there. Another new business going down the tubes. Wow....how shocking.
I went there when it first opened (as a restuarant) and the food was not bad. But I think their focus is on "Fusions", their nightclub. While I've not been there my understanding is that it's not your typical Pax lunch crowd.
 

pixiegirl

Cleopatra Jones
BernieP said:
It would seem they have changed their business model and food is not their primary interest. If you want food, good asian (Thai) food, try the little place on the corner, Thai Inter (sp). Clean, good service and very good food.


To they just serve Thai food? I love some Vietnamese food and the Hot Noodle is the only local place I've seen that has it.
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
BernieP said:
If you want food, good asian (Thai) food, try the little place on the corner, Thai Inter (sp). Clean, good service and very good food.
:yeahthat:

I go to Thai Inter at least once a week with friends and it's always delish. But I got carryout once from Hot Noodle and it was very good - pho and drunken noodles. Service was quick and friendly, didn't have any problems or any reason why I wouldn't return. We just like Thai Inter better.
 
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nitwhit3286

Guest
somd_newbie said:
About 4 months ago I was in town interviewing for a position and was taken to Hot Noodle in San Souci for lunch. While the food was not stellar (flavorless at best), I was impressed by the newly remodeled interior with inviting lights and new booths and tables.

Generally, I am not in the practice of going back for a second helping of bad food, especially if I have to pay for it, but a couple of my friends wanted to try out the food there. So last night we headed over there and the first thing I noticed were the extremely dirty windows in the front entrance. It may seem that I am being over-critical, however if the entrance of your restaurant looks like it has been wiped down with Crisco, you would probably agree with me.

Upon being seated, I also noticed that the table had a huge chunk of laminate missing with jagged edges on the surface that could easily cut someone. Then the waitress brought out our drinks and proceeded to spill water all over our table, prompting us to change tables. After being reseated in the adjacent booth, we found that the table not only had the same cracks on the surface, it was as unstable as a one-legged chair.

Finally we were directed to our last table which did not have as many cracks and was much more stable, but could have used a lot of wiping down. In addition, the lights located at our booth were either burned out or not turned on, and was therefore dimly lit. We settled down and decided "whatever" and proceeded to order our food.

The pre-meal soup that was brought out was barely even tepid, such that had it cooled down even the slightest it would have congealed and turned from a "soup" to a gelatin. The waitress then brought out some sides of basil, bean sprouts, and jalapeno peppers, typical for "pho" a Vietnamese noodle soup. The bean sprouts were completely wilted, defeating the entire purpose of having them in the soup at all.

Upon being served our food, my friend who ordered the "pho" did not receive a soup spoon (who serves soup in a big bowl with no soup spoon?!), so I kindly stopped our waitress from her busy cell phone text-messaging and asked for a spoon. Almost 5 minutes later when my friend was nearly done with her meal, the waitress returned with a spoon which she proceeded to, instead of handing it to my friend, placed it in her soup bowl where it naturally just sunk in and was partially immersed. My friend fished out the spoon and finished her meal.

My plate of "drunken noodles" was also nothing to be proud of, with clumps of partially uncooked noodles, little meat, and flooded with enough sauce to give Katrina a run for her money. "Nauseating noodles" would be a more proper name on the menu for that particular dish.

Needless to say, my second experience at Hot Noodle will be my last. I was greatly disappointed. Within a matter of 4 months, the furnishings have gone down the chute with cracked, wobbly furniture and non-functioning lights. The customer service was lackluster and the food was neither appealing nor appetizing. The food they serve is a disgrace to Asian dishes; people will be better off eating elsewhere. On the bright side, if you ever need some Crisco, all you have to do is go to the entrance of Hot Noodle.

never been there to eat...but I have been a few times to fuzion their "club" .....thats where all the crisco forms at on the windows...from everyone working up a hot sweat while dancing. They are making a lot more money from having fuzion there than the hot noodle. JMHO.
 

mike44md

Member
pixiegirl said:
To they just serve Thai food? I love some Vietnamese food and the Hot Noodle is the only local place I've seen that has it.


In the heart of Arlington VA, ive found the best Vietnamese food but then the neighborhoods are full of Vietnamese,while alittle far to travel I would imagine just like chinese food your best is in China Town. One great local chinese resturant is in Lusby next to the post office, fast and alot for the money.
 

mike44md

Member
:barf:
nitwhit3286 said:
never been there to eat...but I have been a few times to fuzion their "club" .....thats where all the crisco forms at on the windows...from everyone working up a hot sweat while dancing. They are making a lot more money from having fuzion there than the hot noodle. JMHO.
 

Ponytail

New Member
carie_47421 said:
I go there 2X a week, never had bad food or service. Always been clean. you get alot for your money....Just my opinion

I've gone to Hot Noodle MANY times and have always had good food...'cept for the one time when they burned my peanuts in my chicken dish. They gave me a coupon for a free one on my next trip in, and took that one off the bill. i did go back, and it was perfect that time. :shrug: I like it there...or did, before I moved. :biggrin:
 

beamher

Well-Known Member
received a flyer promoting their club (Fusions) for this coming thursday, however, i was too tired to remember what's going on; hubby kept it, so if he doesn't come home after work :duel:
 

somd_newbie

New Member
If you ever want good Vietnamese food, hit me up. I will fix you up some REAL Vietnamese dishes.

pixiegirl said:
To they just serve Thai food? I love some Vietnamese food and the Hot Noodle is the only local place I've seen that has it.
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
somd_newbie said:
If you ever want good Vietnamese food, hit me up. I will fix you up some REAL Vietnamese dishes.
Forum party at Newbie's house!! :thewave:

I love Vietnamese food :yum:
 
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nitwhit3286

Guest
beamher said:
received a flyer promoting their club (Fusions) for this coming thursday, however, i was too tired to remember what's going on; hubby kept it, so if he doesn't come home after work :duel:



after seeing the dancers they have..he may not....I'm serious!!
 
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