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vraiblonde

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stgislander

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We value our co-workers’ voices and changed the menu after receiving feedback that the foods that were selected are not reflective of the deeply meaningful traditional foods historically served as part of Juneteenth celebrations...
Someone please educate us poor white folk and tell us what traditional Juneteenth celebration food would be.
 

Bare-ya-cuda

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Someone please educate us poor white folk and tell us what traditional Juneteenth celebration food would be.
Perhaps it’s lead that can be caught flying through the air at these riots I mean celebrations, or it could be anything looted from your local cvs.
 

Hijinx

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I remember back in the 50's my mother used to get up at 5 AM and start cooking fried chicken to put into the picnic basket and we would head out for the Chesapeake Bay Ferry that would take us over to the Eastern Shore so we could go to Ocean City.
We ate it all day and it wasn't refrigerated either. Why is it some people believe that only black people eat Fried Chicken. I haven't been to a wedding or catered party ever that I remember Fried Chicken wasn't served. And watermelon too.

If blacks eat a lot of watermelon and fried chicken, why does it upset them when it is mentioned.
I like it too. You could harass me all day about eating watermelon and fried chicken and I wouldn't give a red rats ass.
This kind of crap is just plain stupid. The perpetually offended, by words, Chicken, jobs, no jobs, names, Come up with anything and some black person will get offended. Get a freaking life.

White folks need to stop catering to these people and walking on thin air around them.

If hey can't take a joke. You know.
 

rio

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Come up with anything and some black person will get offended. Get a freaking life.

Honestly, it's usually white folks getting offended on behalf of the poor black folk who just don't understand how offended they should be.
 

Kyle

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IKEA being IKEA… did it come unassembled?

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UglyBear

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Grumpy

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I remember back in the 50's my mother used to get up at 5 AM and start cooking fried chicken to put into the picnic basket and we would head out for the Chesapeake Bay Ferry that would take us over to the Eastern Shore so we could go to Ocean City.
We ate it all day and it wasn't refrigerated either. Why is it some people believe that only black people eat Fried Chicken. I haven't been to a wedding or catered party ever that I remember Fried Chicken wasn't served. And watermelon too.

If blacks eat a lot of watermelon and fried chicken, why does it upset them when it is mentioned.
I like it too. You could harass me all day about eating watermelon and fried chicken and I wouldn't give a red rats ass.
This kind of crap is just plain stupid. The perpetually offended, by words, Chicken, jobs, no jobs, names, Come up with anything and some black person will get offended. Get a freaking life.

White folks need to stop catering to these people and walking on thin air around them.

If hey can't take a joke. You know.
I bet you like loose shoes, too
 
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