Note to self:

Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
Hey...

Pete said:
You have me pegged. Typically I don't know the lyrics past the chorus on any song with the eception of Jimmy Buffet. Sheryl Crow could sing the phone book and I would get a boner..........well until I found out she only uses 1 square :lol:
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...it's all males and most females. It's like Hendrix; Guys love him. Big studly Jimi! Guitar hero! Yeah! He rocks!

"...excuse me while I kiss this guy..."


Who knew?
 
Pete

Pete

Repete
Larry Gude said:
...it's all males and most females. It's like Hendrix; Guys love him. Big studly Jimi! Guitar hero! Yeah! He rocks!

"...excuse me while I kiss this guy..."


Who knew?
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Niel Diamond, sings about a down to earth pastor. :yay:
 
vraiblonde

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
jenbengen said:
They love to think everybody cares about their opinions and think that they know everything.
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Most people DO care about their opinions, or they wouldn't be celebrities.
 
Toxick

Toxick

Splat
vraiblonde said:
Shoot, my son's way ahead of her - been doing this for years :yay:
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I go you one better... instead of wasting these disposable sleeves - which will no doubt further contribute to the on-going disintegration of the environment - I just put my thumb over one nostril and blow.

I do this in a crowded restaraunt, and when the other patrons stare at me ndignantly, I enjoy a dose of smug self-satisfaction knowing that I'm doing good for the environment, while those cretins continue to waste napkins.
 
Pete

Pete

Repete
Toxick said:
I go you one better... instead of wasting these disposable sleeves - which will no doubt further contribute to the on-going disintegration of the environment - I just put my thumb over one nostril and blow.

I do this in a crowded restaraunt, and when the other patrons stare at me ndignantly, I enjoy a dose of smug self-satisfaction knowing that I'm doing good for the environment, while those cretins continue to waste napkins.
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The snot rocket :yay:
 
Pete

Pete

Repete
I was just siting here eating lunch thinking about Sheryl Crow blastng a duke and thought maybe she does not have a firm grip on reality. Being the green nutty she is she probabl only eats a handfull of alphalfa and some granola so when she takes a dump it pops out like rabbit pellets.
 
nachomama

nachomama

All Up In Your Grill
Pete said:
I was just siting here eating lunch thinking about Sheryl Crow blastng a duke and thought maybe she does not have a firm grip on reality. Being the green nutty she is she probabl only eats a handfull of alphalfa and some granola so when she takes a dump it pops out like rabbit pellets.
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You eat lunch, thinking of Sheryl Crow dropping a deuce and its consistency, and she's the wierdo? :confused:
 
desertrat

desertrat

0_0
Sure.
Crow (4/19): This next idea I have been saving but I will share it with you if you promise not to steal it. It is my latest, very exciting idea for creating incentive for us all to minimize our own personal carbon footprints. It's a reality show. (I feel pretty certain NO ONE has thought of this yet!) Here is the premise: the contest consists of 10 people who are competing for the top spot as the person who lives the "greenest" life. This will be reflected in the contestant's home, his business, and his own personal living style. The winner of this challenging, prestigious, contest would receive what??. . . . a recording contract!!!!!
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Wow! What could be better in this whole world than to be a recording star like herself? What if you can't sing?
 
nachomama

nachomama

All Up In Your Grill
I would've given you all of the roll
But the ozone has too big of a hole
And pollution’s already out of control
But if you want I'll try to wipe again
Baby I'll try to wipe again but I know

The first wipe is the messiest baby I know
The first wipe is the messiest
But when it comes to bein' cleanly he's cursed
And when it comes to using less, he's worst

I still want you to share the wipe
I just ask that you conserve or please try
And I'm sure a couple squares will make you dry
But if you want I'll try to wipe again (tryy)
Baby I'll try to wipe again but I know

The first wipe is the messiest baby I know
The first wipe is the messiest
But when it comes to bein' cleanly he's cursed
And when it comes to using less, he's worst

I still want you to share the wipe
I just ask that you conserve or please try
And I'm sure a couple squares will make you dry
But if you want I'll try to wipe again (tryy)
Baby I'll try to wipe again but I know

The first wipe is the messiest baby I know
The first wipe is the messiest
But when it comes to bein' cleanly he's cursed
And when it comes to using less, he's worst

The first wipe is the messiest baby I know
The first wipe is the messiest
Try to wipe again
 
M

mommarock

New Member
nachomama said:
I would've given you all of the roll
But the ozone has too big of a hole
And pollution’s already out of control
But if you want I'll try to wipe again
Baby I'll try to wipe again but I know

The first wipe is the messiest baby I know
The first wipe is the messiest
But when it comes to bein' cleanly he's cursed
And when it comes to using less, he's worst

I still want you to share the wipe
I just ask that you conserve or please try
And I'm sure a couple squares will make you dry
But if you want I'll try to wipe again (tryy)
Baby I'll try to wipe again but I know

The first wipe is the messiest baby I know
The first wipe is the messiest
But when it comes to bein' cleanly he's cursed
And when it comes to using less, he's worst

I still want you to share the wipe
I just ask that you conserve or please try
And I'm sure a couple squares will make you dry
But if you want I'll try to wipe again (tryy)
Baby I'll try to wipe again but I know

The first wipe is the messiest baby I know
The first wipe is the messiest
But when it comes to bein' cleanly he's cursed
And when it comes to using less, he's worst

The first wipe is the messiest baby I know
The first wipe is the messiest
Try to wipe again
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:MOREPEPSIONMONITORPLEASESTOP: :killingme
 
Pete

Pete

Repete
nachomama said:
I would've given you all of the roll
But the ozone has too big of a hole
And pollution’s already out of control
But if you want I'll try to wipe again
Baby I'll try to wipe again but I know

The first wipe is the messiest baby I know
The first wipe is the messiest
But when it comes to bein' cleanly he's cursed
And when it comes to using less, he's worst

I still want you to share the wipe
I just ask that you conserve or please try
And I'm sure a couple squares will make you dry
But if you want I'll try to wipe again (tryy)
Baby I'll try to wipe again but I know

The first wipe is the messiest baby I know
The first wipe is the messiest
But when it comes to bein' cleanly he's cursed
And when it comes to using less, he's worst

I still want you to share the wipe
I just ask that you conserve or please try
And I'm sure a couple squares will make you dry
But if you want I'll try to wipe again (tryy)
Baby I'll try to wipe again but I know

The first wipe is the messiest baby I know
The first wipe is the messiest
But when it comes to bein' cleanly he's cursed
And when it comes to using less, he's worst

The first wipe is the messiest baby I know
The first wipe is the messiest
Try to wipe again
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:roflmao:
 
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