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A PAID POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENT
BY SEN. BARACK OBAMA
(D- ILL)
My fellow Identity-Americans.
As your future president I want to thank my supporters, for their...
well, support.
Your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative
achievement, my pastor's relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan
dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I
present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.
I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal
behaviour somehow qualifies me for the Presidency after 8 years of
claiming Bush's youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a
beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing.
I would also like to thank the Kennedys for coming out in support of me.
There's a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK
started the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin
Luther King Jr. and Teddy killed a teenage girl. And I'm not going
anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively.
And I'd like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support.
Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels
me to the White House.
Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or
achievement, but because I make people feel good. Voting for me causes
some white folk to feel relieved of their imagined, racist guilt.
I say things that sound meaningful, but don't really mean anything
because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have
meaning, then that means you have to think about them.
Americans are tired of thinking.
It's time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart.
So when you go to vote in the primaries, remember don't think, just do.
And do it for me.
Thank You.
BY SEN. BARACK OBAMA
(D- ILL)
My fellow Identity-Americans.
As your future president I want to thank my supporters, for their...
well, support.
Your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative
achievement, my pastor's relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan
dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I
present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.
I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal
behaviour somehow qualifies me for the Presidency after 8 years of
claiming Bush's youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a
beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing.
I would also like to thank the Kennedys for coming out in support of me.
There's a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK
started the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin
Luther King Jr. and Teddy killed a teenage girl. And I'm not going
anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively.
And I'd like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support.
Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels
me to the White House.
Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or
achievement, but because I make people feel good. Voting for me causes
some white folk to feel relieved of their imagined, racist guilt.
I say things that sound meaningful, but don't really mean anything
because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have
meaning, then that means you have to think about them.
Americans are tired of thinking.
It's time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart.
So when you go to vote in the primaries, remember don't think, just do.
And do it for me.
Thank You.
