Obama's plane makes emerg. landing

Dupontster

Dupontster

Would THIS face lie?
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ST. LOUIS -- The airplane carrying Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama made a safe, unscheduled and precautionary landing in St. Louis on Monday after it was learned that the St. Louis KFC had an all you could eat buffet...:whistle:

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Lenny

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You gotta wonder....

Dupontster said:
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ST. LOUIS -- The airplane carrying Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama made a safe, unscheduled and precautionary landing in St. Louis on Monday after it was learned that the St. Louis KFC had an all you could eat buffet...:whistle:

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...which corporate donations he appreciates the most.
 

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backagain39

backagain39

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Thank God he didn't crash, there would have been conspiracy theories for the next 100 years..................:whistle:
 
cwo_ghwebb

cwo_ghwebb

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Can't wait for late night shows commenting on this.

Obama gets to the pearly gates and is greeted by the late Jesse Helms who tells him the servant's entrance is to the left.
 
Bann

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Doris Day meets Lady Gaga
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backagain39 said:
Thank God he didn't crash, there would have been conspiracy theories for the next 100 years..................:whistle:
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cwo_ghwebb said:
Daily Kooks would have blamed Jesse Helms throwing lightning bolts from Hell at the Messiah's plane.
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cwo_ghwebb said:
Can't wait for late night shows commenting on this.

Obama gets to the pearly gates and is greeted by the late Jesse Helms who tells him the servant's entrance is to the left.
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:smack: That's bad!


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Rush got this story wrong today. He said that the boarding ramp at the back of the plane had failed in flight, and that was what caused the unscheduled landing. Then he said that this ramp is just used to deploy an emergency ramp, but the DC-9/MD-80 aft boarding ramp was designed to allow passengers at smaller airports without jetways or an available ladder truck to plane and deplane.
 
Bann

Bann

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Bruzilla said:
Rush got this story wrong today. He said that the boarding ramp at the back of the plane had failed in flight, and that was what caused the unscheduled landing. Then he said that this ramp is just used to deploy an emergency ramp, but the DC-9/MD-80 aft boarding ramp was designed to allow passengers at smaller airports without jetways or an available ladder truck to plane and deplane.
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That's not exactly how he said it...
" He was traveling from Chicago to Charlotte aboard Fort Marcy Airlines when "the pilot's first officer announced that they were experiencing controllability issues with the pitch of the MD-80," and so Fort Marcy Airlines had to put down at Lambert Field in St. Louis, and we found out that one of the things that happened during the flight was that in the back of one of these dinky little old MD-80s is a rear door underneath the fuselage, and it will come down, and you can put out the exit slide, the emergency slide."
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The real actual point of this bit was for Rush to use the "Fort Marcy Airlines" reference.

Transcript from Rush's show:
NTSB Investigates Obama's Junk Plane from Fort Marcy Airlines
 
chernmax

chernmax

NOT Politically Correct!!
Hillary is questioning the entire maintenance staff on what could have possibly gone wrong!!!:whistle:
 
MMDad

MMDad

Lem Putt
Bruzilla said:
Rush got this story wrong today. He said that the boarding ramp at the back of the plane had failed in flight, and that was what caused the unscheduled landing. Then he said that this ramp is just used to deploy an emergency ramp, but the DC-9/MD-80 aft boarding ramp was designed to allow passengers at smaller airports without jetways or an available ladder truck to plane and deplane.
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According to the NTSB, the escape slide deployed in flight. Rush may not have been technically correct, but he was more correct than you, Bruce.
 
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